Depressing nights, staying in,
with A Certain Ratio,
strive so hard,
to ease my blues,
with auto-fellatio

[Link]
''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

They called the Beatles the greatest of their generation,
but to me they were not.
I couldnt even like those scouser cnuts
when I was high on pot.

Neil Young,
you leave me cold,
have a coronary
on that heart of gold.

Whitney Houston
what a drugged up slapper
I'd like to shove a grenade
up her crapper !

Politicaly incorrect..and I don't give a s**t
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Proud to be an Infidel....Can't wait for the next crusade !!!

Heather Small

Search for a hero inside yourself?
How about you just fu*k off?

Ode to Courtney Love

Even though you've been around the block
I want you and me to sin
I'd let you hold onto my throbbing c0ck
And touch your celebrity skin

Apparently you have a 'Hole'
Which i'd stuff with my banana
It probably won't even touch the sides
But I'd lead you to real 'Nirvana'

You're a rock godess
The living queen of grunge
I want to lie on top of you
And penetrate your clunge

FH

Well done Nick on a superb thread. It would take too long to comment individually, but there are a lot of cracking posts. Deservedly Gold.

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (19 Sep 2008 7:44pm)

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (19 Sep 2008 7:47pm)

"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

Ode to Gabrielle

dreams can come true
sang the pirate visaged kind
If i jizzed in her good eye
she'd be completely blind

Edited by nickgusset (20 Sep 2008 8:44am)

Rihanna

Your songs are crap, your music's poo
I want to sh*t all over you
'I don't want to be a murderer' is what you sing
But I'd happily kill you with a gun, broomhandle, chair leg or anything.