Thriller - A Tribute

It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for life inside a killer, thriller tonight

You hear a door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination
But all the while you hear the creature creepin' up behind
You're out of time

Unlucky McCauley - Michaels caught you

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

Ode to the Jacko Memorial

I went into the lotto draw to celebrate your death
I waited whilst the pulled the tickets with excited bated breath
They didnt pull my name out
It really is a choker
So now I want be able to celebrate, you dirty old cock smoker

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

Ode to Phil Collins
you lucky c*nt, you went bald
when you were in Genesis,
or you'd have pubes, on your head,
just like Dennis the Menace's

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

Edited by nickgusset (16 Jul 2009 6:29pm)

You took your bloody time gusset!

I know you are but what am I?

Ode to Phil 'the fax' Collins
the man who sang su-su-sudio
ripping the piss out of people who st-st-stutter
well f*ck you collins
with five or six ounces of boy-boy-butter-er-er

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''