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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag Bodiam Castle, too close to Hastin... 04 Jun 12 8.31am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

So when i take the dog for a walk in the mornings, I park in Crescent Wood Road. All the freeholds to these houses are owned by the Dulwich Estate, and they are quite selective over who gets to live in their housing stock.
I've noticed this Virgin Media van always parks in the same spot, so assumed he must live in a house close by.

Yesterday morning, I park up near where this van is parked. As I'm getting the dog ready to go out into the woods, I notice the side door to the van open. This mop-haired unshaven bloke steps out onto the pavement and takes a pi55 against a nearby wall. He then ambles round to the drivers door, gets in and drives off.

The bloke must be living in his work van. How strange. I bet he's a smelly git, who you wouldn't want to let him install stuff in your house

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (04 Jun 2012 8.32am)

 


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View Deleagle's Profile Deleagle Flag Now in the dead zone 05 Jun 12 3.48pm Send a Private Message to Deleagle Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Deleagle as a friend

Perhaps he was the man that lived in the woods and he is moving up the housing ladder

 


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View richard shaw (og)65's Profile richard shaw (og)65 Flag my minds eye 05 Jun 12 5.23pm Send a Private Message to richard shaw (og)65 Add richard shaw (og)65 as a friend

thats a coincidence , we was talking about the fella that used to live in the old disused electricity building on sydenham hill the other day .
he used to ride around on brightly coloured bike , well liked by local people , i wonder what happened to him ?

 


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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag Bodiam Castle, too close to Hastin... 06 Jun 12 11.40am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Quote richard shaw (og)65 at 05 Jun 2012 5.23pm

thats a coincidence , we was talking about the fella that used to live in the old disused electricity building on sydenham hill the other day .
he used to ride around on brightly coloured bike , well liked by local people , i wonder what happened to him ?


Was he a black guy ? Several people have lived in the woods over the past 100 years or so.
I know of a black guy who lived in the woods a few years back, and apparently he was re-housed by the council,.....and he hates it. There's no pleasing some people.

 


cannot think of anything profound, witty, or pseudo-intellectual to put here. fck it!

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View jamiemartin721's Profile jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 06 Jun 12 12.32pm Send a Private Message to jamiemartin721 Add jamiemartin721 as a friend

Prehaps he's between accomodation, and in transit - :0(

 


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View richard shaw (og)65's Profile richard shaw (og)65 Flag my minds eye 06 Jun 12 2.54pm Send a Private Message to richard shaw (og)65 Add richard shaw (og)65 as a friend

Quote Forest Hillbilly at 06 Jun 2012 11.40am

Quote richard shaw (og)65 at 05 Jun 2012 5.23pm

thats a coincidence , we was talking about the fella that used to live in the old disused electricity building on sydenham hill the other day .
he used to ride around on brightly coloured bike , well liked by local people , i wonder what happened to him ?


Was he a black guy ? Several people have lived in the woods over the past 100 years or so.
I know of a black guy who lived in the woods a few years back, and apparently he was re-housed by the council,.....and he hates it. There's no pleasing some people.


thats the fella , always wore a hat , suppose some people prefer to live in a concrete bunker with no water or electricity .

 


`kin `ell ! play off final , who would have thought it

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag Bodiam Castle, too close to Hastin... 06 Jun 12 3.03pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

i never met the guy, but no-one had a bad word to say about him.

 


cannot think of anything profound, witty, or pseudo-intellectual to put here. fck it!

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View mydadsbiggathanyours's Profile mydadsbiggathanyours Flag 06 Jun 12 3.53pm Send a Private Message to mydadsbiggathanyours Add mydadsbiggathanyours as a friend

Perhaps every Town has one , In Crawley we had MAD DAVE who lived in the woods in ifield , nutty as a fruit cake but everyone liked him and took him food , Think he carried a small axe ...... nice bloke though !!

 

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View richard shaw (og)65's Profile richard shaw (og)65 Flag my minds eye 06 Jun 12 5.04pm Send a Private Message to richard shaw (og)65 Add richard shaw (og)65 as a friend

haha , love local mad/tramp people . there was a thread on here a while ago about local nutters , brilliant

 


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