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Anyone else managed to sort out past problems that have left you with a guilty feeling and eased your conscience as a result(possibly pizza related)?

Man is the most insane species. He worships an invisible God and destroys a visible Nature. Unaware that this Nature he’s destroying is this God he’s worshipping.

Hubert Reeves

In my younger days... I stiffed a fair number of married/attached women.... I worked the door of pubs in the town where I grew up.... I used to see the women out with their hubbies/families.... Used to not bother me... But it does now.
Playing football once... I broke someone's ankle, that one still hurts.
I once had a row in a nightclub with a barman, I then walked over and chatted to a mate... I glanced over to the barman I just had a row with, to see him chatting to 2 bouncers and pointing in my direction... I thought "s***, I'm in trouble" the 2 bouncers walked quickly towards me and grabbed my mate and threw him out... He didn't even protest his innocence... I think he was in shock!
I started a horrible nickname at school, that stuck with this dude for the next 5 years

It' over thirty years ago and I still haven't developed the guilty conscience I deserve for directing a group of ManUre fans up to Crystal Palace sports ground.." Yeah Pal, it's a bit of a walk but you'll be there before kick-off".

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around 1993-5,when the dons were sharing selhurst, sunderland had Wimbledon away(selhurst) last game of the season & had to get something to stay up.
I lived right near the ground in whitworth rd.
driving home a bit before kick off,we stopped at traffic lights.
I'd briefed by angelic looking 5 year old daughter.
At the lights she waved to a load of mackems.
they smiled and waved back.
as instructed she wound down the window and stated
''going down in a minute?''
their faces fell & mouths dropped.
They did go down.
welcome to sarf norwood.
(no guilt here im afraid. still cracks me up)

Edited by kingdowieonthewall (05 Feb 2015 2.56pm)

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

Then there was the time when I chose a jacket in Tesco and draped it over the bar of the supermarket trolley.

At the till, all the groceries went through, but I never gave a thought about the jacket, and didn't realise until we got to the car.

I chucked it in the back, shut the hatch and drove off.

At the time I was indifferent about where I shopped, but I have for some years now hated Tesco with a vengeance.

So that's one-nil to me!