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Hoof Hearted 29 Mar 16 4.26pm | |
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Conjunctivitis.com That's a site for sore eyes!
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Eagle in LA Los Angeles originally Bexleyheath 01 Apr 16 12.09am | |
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A little ancient Chinese wisdom: Confucius say "Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day" Confucius also say "Man with hole in two pockets, no feel too cocky"
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Cannonball High in the Ozarks. 04 Apr 16 10.15am | |
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The doctor said, "The good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition that causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you. |
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HeathMan Purley 04 Apr 16 10.27am | |
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Thank you
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cpfcarcher Crouch End 05 Apr 16 11.51am | |
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I sat on the train this morning opposite a stunning Thai girl. What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
"He’s a footballer who wants to play football, which obviously helps" – Tony Pulis |
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Harpo Oxfordshire 05 Apr 16 5.53pm | |
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The window cleaner was round today, and I asked him if he wanted a cup of tea. 'Sugar'? I asked. 'Don't mind' was the reply, 'I drink it either way' Oh, you're ambidextrose then, I observed.
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eaglesmy1 slough 05 Apr 16 6.11pm | |
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I went to a really emotional wedding the other day.. Did you hear about the guy who sued the airline for misplacing his luggage ?
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rednblueblood 06 Apr 16 8.41am | |
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A sheep,a drum and a snake fell down a cliff. Ba-boom-tsss.
In dog beers I’ve only had one. |
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Cannonball High in the Ozarks. 19 Apr 16 3.48pm | |
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I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call centre in pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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Cannonball High in the Ozarks. 19 Apr 16 3.58pm | |
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Skippy the bush kangaroo has come forward today after years of silence......
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mr. apollo Somewhere in Switzerland 21 Apr 16 9.11am | |
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Just a thought, is C4 an appropriate gate to have in an airport?
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ex hibitionist Hastings 26 Apr 16 10.45pm | |
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What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails? Single.
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