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Quote Y Ddraig Goch at 21 Sep 2015 8.06am
Lord Ashcroft sticking the knife in Is any of it really that bad? Posh boys acting like pillocks.
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| npn Crowborough 21 Sep 15 12.25pm |
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Quote ASCPFC at 21 Sep 2015 12.21pm
He will have alienated a load of the Tory vote and they will move closer and closer to picking a new leader. As said on a previous thread, with Boris in the mix that would be even more hilarious than the race for the Labour Leadership. The Tory leadership could now hang on whichever one has not put his lad in a dead animal - and there is a big problem there because you can gaurantee at least half of the Tories have; some whilst being 'ragged' at Eton, others for everyday pleasure.
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| topcat Holmesdale / Surbiton 21 Sep 15 12.27pm |
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Quote ASCPFC at 21 Sep 2015 12.23pm
Quote topcat at 21 Sep 2015 12.21pm
At least we now know why he was thinking of West Ham when he was supposed to say Aston Villa. It also says a lot about us public that we have focused on him fecking a pig rather than lying about Ashcroft and his Non Dom status.
Is it, it may be a bit odd but illegal? Probably would be in an Islamic country though.
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ASCPFC  Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 21 Sep 15 12.27pm |
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Quote npn at 21 Sep 2015 12.25pm
Quote ASCPFC at 21 Sep 2015 12.21pm
He will have alienated a load of the Tory vote and they will move closer and closer to picking a new leader. As said on a previous thread, with Boris in the mix that would be even more hilarious than the race for the Labour Leadership. The Tory leadership could now hang on whichever one has not put his lad in a dead animal - and there is a big problem there because you can gaurantee at least half of the Tories have; some whilst being 'ragged' at Eton, others for everyday pleasure.
Yes, and I can't wait for some more typical Tory sleaze as the media dish the dirt on all of the candidates.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 21 Sep 15 12.53pm |
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Quote ASCPFC at 21 Sep 2015 12.23pm
Quote topcat at 21 Sep 2015 12.21pm
At least we now know why he was thinking of West Ham when he was supposed to say Aston Villa. It also says a lot about us public that we have focused on him fecking a pig rather than lying about Ashcroft and his Non Dom status.
I don't think it counts as bestiality if the animal is dead, presumably it would be sexual penetration of a corpse (which bizarre as it may sound has only been illegal in the UK for twelve years, as did bestiality). So technically, it wasn't illegal for Mr Cameron to put his todger in an dead animal (although it would be now). Usually these kinds of 'crimes' generally are more related to mental health section orders. It does raise the question, why was it more illegal to smoke weed than to put you p**** in to a dead animal?
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| ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 21 Sep 15 12.59pm |
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Quote jamiemartin721 at 21 Sep 2015 12.53pm
Quote ASCPFC at 21 Sep 2015 12.23pm
Quote topcat at 21 Sep 2015 12.21pm
At least we now know why he was thinking of West Ham when he was supposed to say Aston Villa. It also says a lot about us public that we have focused on him fecking a pig rather than lying about Ashcroft and his Non Dom status.
I don't think it counts as bestiality if the animal is dead, presumably it would be sexual penetration of a corpse (which bizarre as it may sound has only been illegal in the UK for twelve years, as did bestiality). So technically, it wasn't illegal for Mr Cameron to put his todger in an dead animal (although it would be now). Usually these kinds of 'crimes' generally are more related to mental health section orders. It does raise the question, why was it more illegal to smoke weed than to put you p**** in to a dead animal? I kind of knew that someone on the HOL would be able to clear up that pressing technicality of the law. I'm glad we will have no confusion about whether or not it is legally ok to perform sexual acts on dead or live animals.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 21 Sep 15 1.01pm |
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Quote topcat at 21 Sep 2015 12.27pm
Quote ASCPFC at 21 Sep 2015 12.23pm
Quote topcat at 21 Sep 2015 12.21pm
At least we now know why he was thinking of West Ham when he was supposed to say Aston Villa. It also says a lot about us public that we have focused on him fecking a pig rather than lying about Ashcroft and his Non Dom status.
Is it, it may be a bit odd but illegal? Probably would be in an Islamic country though. As of 2003 apparently, along with Necrophilia. Does make me wonder if it was actually necessary to make either actually a specific crime though. Given that bestiality has been considered a 'crime' since 1290 (admittedly without a specific definition).
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 21 Sep 15 1.03pm |
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Quote ASCPFC at 21 Sep 2015 12.59pm
Quote jamiemartin721 at 21 Sep 2015 12.53pm
Quote ASCPFC at 21 Sep 2015 12.23pm
Quote topcat at 21 Sep 2015 12.21pm
At least we now know why he was thinking of West Ham when he was supposed to say Aston Villa. It also says a lot about us public that we have focused on him fecking a pig rather than lying about Ashcroft and his Non Dom status.
I don't think it counts as bestiality if the animal is dead, presumably it would be sexual penetration of a corpse (which bizarre as it may sound has only been illegal in the UK for twelve years, as did bestiality). So technically, it wasn't illegal for Mr Cameron to put his todger in an dead animal (although it would be now). Usually these kinds of 'crimes' generally are more related to mental health section orders. It does raise the question, why was it more illegal to smoke weed than to put you p**** in to a dead animal? I kind of knew that someone on the HOL would be able to clear up that pressing technicality of the law. I'm glad we will have no confusion about whether or not it is legally ok to perform sexual acts on dead or live animals. I had to look it up. Both necrophila and bestiality have always been 'illegal' its just in 2003 they were specifically defined, and then amended in 2008. Curiously the crime is sexual penetration of a corpse. It might be perfectly legal to masturbate onto a dead body....
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| oldcodger 21 Sep 15 1.12pm |
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Quote jamiemartin721 at 21 Sep 2015 12.53pm
Quote ASCPFC at 21 Sep 2015 12.23pm
Quote topcat at 21 Sep 2015 12.21pm
At least we now know why he was thinking of West Ham when he was supposed to say Aston Villa. It also says a lot about us public that we have focused on him fecking a pig rather than lying about Ashcroft and his Non Dom status.
I don't think it counts as bestiality if the animal is dead, presumably it would be sexual penetration of a corpse (which bizarre as it may sound has only been illegal in the UK for twelve years, as did bestiality). So technically, it wasn't illegal for Mr Cameron to put his todger in an dead animal (although it would be now). Usually these kinds of 'crimes' generally are more related to mental health section orders. It does raise the question, why was it more illegal to smoke weed than to put you p**** in to a dead animal? Yes, when f***ing percy the pig is the legal option you have to wonder what's gone wrong with the law.
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| ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 21 Sep 15 1.57pm |
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Quote jamiemartin721 at 21 Sep 2015 1.03pm
Quote ASCPFC at 21 Sep 2015 12.59pm
Quote jamiemartin721 at 21 Sep 2015 12.53pm
Quote ASCPFC at 21 Sep 2015 12.23pm
Quote topcat at 21 Sep 2015 12.21pm
At least we now know why he was thinking of West Ham when he was supposed to say Aston Villa. It also says a lot about us public that we have focused on him fecking a pig rather than lying about Ashcroft and his Non Dom status.
I don't think it counts as bestiality if the animal is dead, presumably it would be sexual penetration of a corpse (which bizarre as it may sound has only been illegal in the UK for twelve years, as did bestiality). So technically, it wasn't illegal for Mr Cameron to put his todger in an dead animal (although it would be now). Usually these kinds of 'crimes' generally are more related to mental health section orders. It does raise the question, why was it more illegal to smoke weed than to put you p**** in to a dead animal? I kind of knew that someone on the HOL would be able to clear up that pressing technicality of the law. I'm glad we will have no confusion about whether or not it is legally ok to perform sexual acts on dead or live animals. I had to look it up. Both necrophila and bestiality have always been 'illegal' its just in 2003 they were specifically defined, and then amended in 2008. Curiously the crime is sexual penetration of a corpse. It might be perfectly legal to masturbate onto a dead body.... I would clear your browsing history, internet cache and cookies if you are using a work computer : not that I would know how to do that of course.
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twist  Miami, Florida 21 Sep 15 2.04pm |
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Quote ASCPFC at 21 Sep 2015 1.57pm
Quote jamiemartin721 at 21 Sep 2015 1.03pm
Quote ASCPFC at 21 Sep 2015 12.59pm
Quote jamiemartin721 at 21 Sep 2015 12.53pm
Quote ASCPFC at 21 Sep 2015 12.23pm
Quote topcat at 21 Sep 2015 12.21pm
At least we now know why he was thinking of West Ham when he was supposed to say Aston Villa. It also says a lot about us public that we have focused on him fecking a pig rather than lying about Ashcroft and his Non Dom status.
I don't think it counts as bestiality if the animal is dead, presumably it would be sexual penetration of a corpse (which bizarre as it may sound has only been illegal in the UK for twelve years, as did bestiality). So technically, it wasn't illegal for Mr Cameron to put his todger in an dead animal (although it would be now). Usually these kinds of 'crimes' generally are more related to mental health section orders. It does raise the question, why was it more illegal to smoke weed than to put you p**** in to a dead animal? I kind of knew that someone on the HOL would be able to clear up that pressing technicality of the law. I'm glad we will have no confusion about whether or not it is legally ok to perform sexual acts on dead or live animals. I had to look it up. Both necrophila and bestiality have always been 'illegal' its just in 2003 they were specifically defined, and then amended in 2008. Curiously the crime is sexual penetration of a corpse. It might be perfectly legal to masturbate onto a dead body.... I would clear your browsing history, internet cache and cookies if you are using a work computer : not that I would know how to do that of course. Too late
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Hes already appeared on several watch lists just for looking that up johnno42000  21 Sep 15 2.10pm |
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Quote oldcodger at 21 Sep 2015 1.12pm
Quote jamiemartin721 at 21 Sep 2015 12.53pm
Quote ASCPFC at 21 Sep 2015 12.23pm
Quote topcat at 21 Sep 2015 12.21pm
At least we now know why he was thinking of West Ham when he was supposed to say Aston Villa. It also says a lot about us public that we have focused on him fecking a pig rather than lying about Ashcroft and his Non Dom status.
I don't think it counts as bestiality if the animal is dead, presumably it would be sexual penetration of a corpse (which bizarre as it may sound has only been illegal in the UK for twelve years, as did bestiality). So technically, it wasn't illegal for Mr Cameron to put his todger in an dead animal (although it would be now). Usually these kinds of 'crimes' generally are more related to mental health section orders. It does raise the question, why was it more illegal to smoke weed than to put you p**** in to a dead animal? Yes, when f***ing percy the pig is the legal option you have to wonder what's gone wrong with the law.
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