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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 25 Oct 15 4.10pm
Waiting at the traffic lights, The lights change to green, nobody can go because the t*** at the front has their head down, tinkering with their phones, texting. Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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Sussex, ex-Cronx. 25 Oct 15 4.10pm

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Waiting at the traffic lights,
The lights change to green,
nobody can go because the t*** at the front has their head down, tinkering with their phones, texting.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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-TUX- Alphabettispaghetti 25 Oct 15 7.25pm
Loo roll, or more specifically people (Mrs TUX!) who hang the roll with the leaf against the wall as opposed to away from the wall where it's so much easier to grab. Poor use/understanding of motorway lanes. So don't 'c-nt me off' with your horn when i undertake you Mr Vauxhall '55 is plenty in the middle lane' Zafira, because it isn't. You're not only wrong, you're also dangerous. Fog lights. A clue for all, If you can see the car in front that has no fog lights then the car behind can see you so turn the 'kin thing off! Get it. Time to move forward together.
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Alphabettispaghetti 25 Oct 15 7.25pm

Loo roll, or more specifically people (Mrs TUX!) who hang the roll with the leaf against the wall as opposed to away from the wall where it's so much easier to grab.

Poor use/understanding of motorway lanes. So don't 'c-nt me off' with your horn when i undertake you Mr Vauxhall '55 is plenty in the middle lane' Zafira, because it isn't. You're not only wrong, you're also dangerous.

Fog lights. A clue for all, If you can see the car in front that has no fog lights then the car behind can see you so turn the 'kin thing off! Get it.

Time to move forward together.

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topcat Holmesdale / Surbiton 25 Oct 15 7.51pm
Family members who use the last of the butter and don't get another out of the fridge. On a more serious note, cars have indicators - why the feck don't people use them at roundabouts? It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
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topcat

Holmesdale / Surbiton 25 Oct 15 7.51pm

Family members who use the last of the butter and don't get another out of the fridge.

On a more serious note, cars have indicators - why the feck don't people use them at roundabouts?

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

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Pussay Patrol 25 Oct 15 8.07pm
Selfish people generally Many examples but to kick off, those that leave a mess in the toilets at work. You go in and they don't even bother to flush sometimes, there's piss, pubes and bum debris on the seat. Bet they don't do that in their own home. w***ers Paua oouaarancì Irà chiyeah Ishé galé ma ba oo ah
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Pussay Patrol

25 Oct 15 8.07pm

Selfish people generally

Many examples but to kick off, those that leave a mess in the toilets at work. You go in and they don't even bother to flush sometimes, there's piss, pubes and bum debris on the seat. Bet they don't do that in their own home. w***ers

Paua oouaarancì Irà chiyeah Ishé galé ma ba oo ah

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cpfcdboi Thornton heath 26 Oct 15 1.31pm
People who text and walk not looking where they are going. Also people cycling on the footpath London born palace bred @cpfcdboi
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cpfcdboi

Thornton heath 26 Oct 15 1.31pm

People who text and walk not looking where they are going. Also people cycling on the footpath

London born
palace bred
@cpfcdboi

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Part Time James 26 Oct 15 1.35pm
People who walk slowly like there's no where to go People who spend excessive amounts of time naked in the gym changing room People that support two or more professional football clubs and call them both "us" or "we" Washing up Having to do a poo
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Part Time James

26 Oct 15 1.35pm

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People who walk slowly like there's no where to go
People who spend excessive amounts of time naked in the gym changing room
People that support two or more professional football clubs and call them both "us" or "we"
Washing up
Having to do a poo

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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 26 Oct 15 1.43pm
What riles my "Billy Goat" is dogs in pubs whereby you have to negotiate an obstacle course to get around them as they lay on the floor and in certain pubs there are so many dogs it resembles a kennel. Also all these dogs sitting around close to the eating tables. ARRGHHHH. Also my wife who loves dogs goes around patting and talking to them as we enter a pub, getting in my darned way and preventing me from getting to the bar. Edited by Willo (26 Oct 2015 1.45pm)
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Willo

South coast - west of Brighton. 26 Oct 15 1.43pm

What riles my "Billy Goat" is dogs in pubs whereby you have to negotiate an obstacle course to get around them as they lay on the floor and in certain pubs there are so many dogs it resembles a kennel. Also all these dogs sitting around close to the eating tables. ARRGHHHH.

Also my wife who loves dogs goes around patting and talking to them as we enter a pub, getting in my darned way and preventing me from getting to the bar.

Edited by Willo (26 Oct 2015 1.45pm)

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Part Time James 26 Oct 15 1.45pm
Quote Willo at 26 Oct 2015 1.43pm What riles my "Billy Goat" is dogs in pubs whereby you have to negotiate an obstacle course to get around them as they lay on the floor and in certain pubs there are so many dogs it resembles a kennel. Also all these dogs sitting around eating tables. ARRGHHHH. Don't knock it, I usually take one home. Boom boom (that's not the noise of her taking her bra off by the way, just a reference to my bad joke).
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Part Time James

26 Oct 15 1.45pm

Quote Willo at 26 Oct 2015 1.43pm

Don't knock it, I usually take one home. Boom boom (that's not the noise of her taking her bra off by the way, just a reference to my bad joke).

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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 26 Oct 15 1.49pm
Also I am "Bah Humbug" I simply cannot abide all the Christmas stuff. ARRGHHH. Don't even eat turkey. Winds me up when I enter a pub and I see they have put up their Christmas decorations. The other day I was moaning and groaning when I went to the pub and noticed their Christmas menu on a table.My wife told me to shut up.I don't even allow her to put up up a Christmas tree in our house. Edited by Willo (26 Oct 2015 1.50pm)
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Willo

South coast - west of Brighton. 26 Oct 15 1.49pm

Also I am "Bah Humbug" I simply cannot abide all the Christmas stuff. ARRGHHH.
Don't even eat turkey.
Winds me up when I enter a pub and I see they have put up their Christmas decorations. The other day I was moaning and groaning when I went to the pub and noticed their Christmas menu on a table.My wife told me to shut up.I don't even allow her to put up up a Christmas tree in our house.

Edited by Willo (26 Oct 2015 1.50pm)

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silvertop Portishead 26 Oct 15 1.49pm
Quote Part Time James at 26 Oct 2015 1.45pm Quote Willo at 26 Oct 2015 1.43pm What riles my "Billy Goat" is dogs in pubs whereby you have to negotiate an obstacle course to get around them as they lay on the floor and in certain pubs there are so many dogs it resembles a kennel. Also all these dogs sitting around eating tables. ARRGHHHH. Don't knock it, I usually take one home. Boom boom (that's not the noise of her taking her bra off by the way, just a reference to my bad joke). ... or the fact that your last "conquest" resembled Basil Brush?
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silvertop

Portishead 26 Oct 15 1.49pm

Quote Part Time James at 26 Oct 2015 1.45pm

Quote Willo at 26 Oct 2015 1.43pm

Don't knock it, I usually take one home. Boom boom (that's not the noise of her taking her bra off by the way, just a reference to my bad joke).

... or the fact that your last "conquest" resembled Basil Brush?

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Part Time James 26 Oct 15 1.51pm
Quote silvertop at 26 Oct 2015 1.49pm Quote Part Time James at 26 Oct 2015 1.45pm Quote Willo at 26 Oct 2015 1.43pm What riles my "Billy Goat" is dogs in pubs whereby you have to negotiate an obstacle course to get around them as they lay on the floor and in certain pubs there are so many dogs it resembles a kennel. Also all these dogs sitting around eating tables. ARRGHHHH. Don't knock it, I usually take one home. Boom boom (that's not the noise of her taking her bra off by the way, just a reference to my bad joke). ... or the fact that your last "conquest" resembled Basil Brush? Yeah but we all love a woman who is a bit ginger down below right?
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Part Time James

26 Oct 15 1.51pm

Quote silvertop at 26 Oct 2015 1.49pm

Quote Part Time James at 26 Oct 2015 1.45pm

Quote Willo at 26 Oct 2015 1.43pm

Don't knock it, I usually take one home. Boom boom (that's not the noise of her taking her bra off by the way, just a reference to my bad joke).

... or the fact that your last "conquest" resembled Basil Brush?

Yeah but we all love a woman who is a bit ginger down below right?

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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 26 Oct 15 1.52pm
Quote silvertop at 26 Oct 2015 1.49pm Quote Part Time James at 26 Oct 2015 1.45pm Quote Willo at 26 Oct 2015 1.43pm What riles my "Billy Goat" is dogs in pubs whereby you have to negotiate an obstacle course to get around them as they lay on the floor and in certain pubs there are so many dogs it resembles a kennel. Also all these dogs sitting around eating tables. ARRGHHHH. Don't knock it, I usually take one home. Boom boom (that's not the noise of her taking her bra off by the way, just a reference to my bad joke). ... or the fact that your last "conquest" resembled Basil Brush? I've had some hairy ones in my time !
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Willo

South coast - west of Brighton. 26 Oct 15 1.52pm

Quote silvertop at 26 Oct 2015 1.49pm

Quote Part Time James at 26 Oct 2015 1.45pm

Quote Willo at 26 Oct 2015 1.43pm

Don't knock it, I usually take one home. Boom boom (that's not the noise of her taking her bra off by the way, just a reference to my bad joke).

... or the fact that your last "conquest" resembled Basil Brush?

I've had some hairy ones in my time !

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