Yep, basically a shopping trolley on steroids.

I got on the train the other day and the only seat left was opposite some bird , probably in her 20s . she was sitting there with her legs crossed , so for me to sit normally it was a bit of a bind . so I said to her , "excuse me", she replied ," what" , I said "I cant quite sit properly , do you mind ", she replied "what" , I said , "can you not sit like everyone else , its a packed train and this is the only seat " she replied " whats your problem " and turned to the young girl next to her and says " whats his problem " young girl next to her replies " you are sitting so any one cant sit properly " . soppy bird then gets up says something about attitude blah blah blah and stands up by the door , brilliant , silly cow

interviewer " iggy , do you think you influenced anybody?"
iggy pop " I think I wiped out the 60`S "

Yeah I sat on a train with Sharon Stone once too.

Big chest and massive boobs

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Just boot them under their seat. They soon pick them up in a huff.

Optimistic as ever

Other tw@t5 are people who sit on your bumper when you're driving, even though you're driving over the limit anyway. Spastics. Usually the same to55pots who drive the saxos and corsas, f**k**g losers

Other bellends are know all, contrarian prats. The other days I was parked at the side of the road when this tit parks behind me and knocks on my window. I said, 'yeah, what do you want?'. He then proceeded to tell me I shouldn't be parked where I was and blah de blah. Lecturing cnut. I said 'Are you a driving instructor?'

No

'Are you the police?'

'No'

'Then why the fcuk would I want to know what you think you loser??'

'But..'

'No but's, fcuk off!'

Where do these ar5eh0le5 come from? You can't even go by your daily business without some knob getting in your face! Fcuking society these days.