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View mezzer's Profile mezzer Flag Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 09 Jul 16 8.38am Send a Private Message to mezzer Add mezzer as a friend

Sorry to hear that Hoof. Who's going to appreciate my attempts at humour now?

Keep your chin up and look forward to seeing you back on here when you've cracked the voice recognition thing. I'll read all your posts in the voice of Sean Dyche from now on.

All the very best

 


Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.

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Hoof Hearted 09 Jul 16 10.46am

Originally posted by Johnny Eagles

Before you go, Hoof, can you just tell us about that right goer at one of your first employers who gave you a BJ? Sue something from Wright somewhere or other.

Love that story.

Righto.... as I've got about 30 mins to spare.....

Twas 1979... I worked in Kingston/Hampton Wick (appropriate!) for a Brokers called Stewart Wrightson (an IFA national network in today's terms) and I was just 25.

The day I joined the chief bosses secretary, Sue Phelan spotted me and I heard her say to the others "Cor.. who the fcuk is that.. he's gorgeous" I thought wow... she's tidy, blonde hair, slim, trendy, nice bod.... interesting!?!

She was always finding excuses to bump into me around the office and was flirty in the nearby pub by Kingston Bridge lunchtimes.

One day she said I could have one of the office pool cars for the weekend if I gave her a lift home. She lived in New Malden, I lived in Carshalton... worth the detour I thought, so off we toddled at 5pm.

When we got to her house she snogged my face off and asked me in.... no brainer.... I was inside in a flash.

In a nano second she was naked in her front room and undressing me very expertly.

A quality BJ* and a good rogering from behind quickly followed before she announced "right... you'll have to go, my husband will be home soon!".

I got a job at Noble Lowndes in Croydon shortly after that and she was a bit off hand before I left as if I'd used her - but it was defo the other way round.

Hope you enjoyed the story again Johnny?

Good to see you back posting.

Thank you all once again, for your kind words and PM's. I love you all...

* BTW I mentioned the BJ was quality.... reminds me of the joke - "describe the worst BJ you ever had?
answer: Ferkin Marvelous".

 

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View Willo's Profile Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 09 Jul 16 10.53am Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Hoof Hearted

Righto.... as I've got about 30 mins to spare.....

Twas 1979... I worked in Kingston/Hampton Wick (appropriate!) for a Brokers called Stewart Wrightson (an IFA national network in today's terms) and I was just 25.

The day I joined the chief bosses secretary, Sue Phelan spotted me and I heard her say to the others "Cor.. who the fcuk is that.. he's gorgeous" I thought wow... she's tidy, blonde hair, slim, trendy, nice bod.... interesting!?!

She was always finding excuses to bump into me around the office and was flirty in the nearby pub by Kingston Bridge lunchtimes.

One day she said I could have one of the office pool cars for the weekend if I gave her a lift home. She lived in New Malden, I lived in Carshalton... worth the detour I thought, so off we toddled at 5pm.

When we got to her house she snogged my face off and asked me in.... no brainer.... I was inside in a flash.

In a nano second she was naked in her front room and undressing me very expertly.

A quality BJ* and a good rogering from behind quickly followed before she announced "right... you'll have to go, my husband will be home soon!".

I got a job at Noble Lowndes in Croydon shortly after that and she was a bit off hand before I left as if I'd used her - but it was defo the other way round.

Hope you enjoyed the story again Johnny?

Good to see you back posting.

Thank you all once again, for your kind words and PM's. I love you all...

* BTW I mentioned the BJ was quality.... reminds me of the joke - "describe the worst BJ you ever had?
answer: Ferkin Marvelous".

Cripes !

Recognised the name - she is my wife !!!!

 

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View Hrolf The Ganger's Profile Hrolf The Ganger Flag 09 Jul 16 11.14am Send a Private Message to Hrolf The Ganger Add Hrolf The Ganger as a friend

Originally posted by Hoof Hearted

Righto.... as I've got about 30 mins to spare.....

Twas 1979... I worked in Kingston/Hampton Wick (appropriate!) for a Brokers called Stewart Wrightson (an IFA national network in today's terms) and I was just 25.

The day I joined the chief bosses secretary, Sue Phelan spotted me and I heard her say to the others "Cor.. who the fcuk is that.. he's gorgeous" I thought wow... she's tidy, blonde hair, slim, trendy, nice bod.... interesting!?!

She was always finding excuses to bump into me around the office and was flirty in the nearby pub by Kingston Bridge lunchtimes.

One day she said I could have one of the office pool cars for the weekend if I gave her a lift home. She lived in New Malden, I lived in Carshalton... worth the detour I thought, so off we toddled at 5pm.

When we got to her house she snogged my face off and asked me in.... no brainer.... I was inside in a flash.

In a nano second she was naked in her front room and undressing me very expertly.

A quality BJ* and a good rogering from behind quickly followed before she announced "right... you'll have to go, my husband will be home soon!".

I got a job at Noble Lowndes in Croydon shortly after that and she was a bit off hand before I left as if I'd used her - but it was defo the other way round.

Hope you enjoyed the story again Johnny?

Good to see you back posting.

Thank you all once again, for your kind words and PM's. I love you all...

* BTW I mentioned the BJ was quality.... reminds me of the joke - "describe the worst BJ you ever had?
answer: Ferkin Marvelous".

I hope her husband doesn't look in on the HOL.

 

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 09 Jul 16 11.25am

Originally posted by Hoof Hearted

Righto.... as I've got about 30 mins to spare.....

Twas 1979... I worked in Kingston/Hampton Wick (appropriate!) for a Brokers called Stewart Wrightson (an IFA national network in today's terms) and I was just 25.

The day I joined the chief bosses secretary, Sue Phelan spotted me and I heard her say to the others "Cor.. who the fcuk is that.. he's gorgeous" I thought wow... she's tidy, blonde hair, slim, trendy, nice bod.... interesting!?!

She was always finding excuses to bump into me around the office and was flirty in the nearby pub by Kingston Bridge lunchtimes.

One day she said I could have one of the office pool cars for the weekend if I gave her a lift home. She lived in New Malden, I lived in Carshalton... worth the detour I thought, so off we toddled at 5pm.

When we got to her house she snogged my face off and asked me in.... no brainer.... I was inside in a flash.

In a nano second she was naked in her front room and undressing me very expertly.

A quality BJ* and a good rogering from behind quickly followed before she announced "right... you'll have to go, my husband will be home soon!".

I got a job at Noble Lowndes in Croydon shortly after that and she was a bit off hand before I left as if I'd used her - but it was defo the other way round.

Hope you enjoyed the story again Johnny?

Good to see you back posting.

Thank you all once again, for your kind words and PM's. I love you all...

* BTW I mentioned the BJ was quality.... reminds me of the joke - "describe the worst BJ you ever had?
answer: Ferkin Marvelous".

I wonder if there's a little hooflet running round as a result of this?

 

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Hoof Hearted 09 Jul 16 11.54am

Originally posted by nickgusset

I wonder if there's a little hooflet running round as a result of this?

That would be funny as fcuk nick.

I'd love to meet him!

 

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 09 Jul 16 12.08pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Chris,
If you'd farking stop interfering with yourself for just 1 day a week, maybe your hands would appreciate the rest and you'd still be up to typing.

(I hope you're not going to cut back on the s***e you email though.
Take it easy matey)

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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Hoof Hearted 09 Jul 16 12.14pm

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

Chris,
If you'd farking stop interfering with yourself for just 1 day a week, maybe your hands would appreciate the rest and you'd still be up to typing.

(I hope you're not going to cut back on the s***e you email though.
Take it easy matey)

Femalefaketaxidotcom ........ must.......resist

Happily I'll have more time to email you Bob.

 

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 09 Jul 16 4.32pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by Hoof Hearted

Femalefaketaxidotcom ........ must.......resist

Happily I'll have more time to email you Bob.

yeah.
thanks for that website Chris.
Its ruining my life, not worked or left the house for days and have developed tennis elbow.

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View mezzer's Profile mezzer Flag Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 09 Jul 16 5.16pm Send a Private Message to mezzer Add mezzer as a friend

Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger

I hope her husband doesn't look in on the HOL.

Her husband had something in common with Hoof. When he found out he voted leave.

 


Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.

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bubble wrap Flag Carparks in South East London 12 Jul 16 8.54pm

Originally posted by Hoof Hearted

That would be funny as fcuk nick.

I'd love to meet him!

Hello Dad

 

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