Mother in law!
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 Willo  South coast - west of Brighton. 24 Mar 18 9.57am |
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Originally posted by monkey
My mother in law’s so fat, when the father in law gives her one he burns his arse on the light bulb I saw 3 men kicking the crap out of my mother in law once, my wife said “quick arn’t you going to help” I said “no, 3 should be enough” The old one’s are the best Indeed ! "I've got mixed feelings - like your mother-in-law driving your Ferrari off the edge of a cliff". "I've developed an attachment for my mother-in-law.It fits over her mouth"
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saveloy  carmarthen 24 Mar 18 10.35am |
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My mother-in-law is here now,she's looking at the rain through the window,i suppose if it gets any heavier i'l have to let her in.
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 24 Mar 18 11.05am |
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Originally posted by saveloy
My mother-in-law is here now,she's looking at the rain through the window,i suppose if it gets any heavier i'l have to let her in.
My mother-in-law got a new job.The 'Red Cross' asked her to pose for disaster photographs.
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| steeleye20 Croydon 24 Mar 18 11.52am |
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Originally posted by Willo
My mother-in-law got a new job.The 'Red Cross' asked her to pose for disaster photographs. haha excellent. 'The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A hot rivet dropped down her drawers and she fell off the oil rig.' 'I wouldn't say the mother-in-law was fat but she works as a decoy to a whaling fleet......'
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 24 Mar 18 11.58am |
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Originally posted by steeleye20
haha excellent. 'The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A hot rivet dropped down her drawers and she fell off the oil rig.' 'I wouldn't say the mother-in-law was fat but she works as a decoy to a whaling fleet......'
"Shall we let her come down to see us? - NO, she can remain on the roof"
Edited by Willo (24 Mar 2018 11.59am)
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| steeleye20 Croydon 24 Mar 18 12.20pm |
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Did You Know? MOTHER-IN-LAW:
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| steeleye20 Croydon 24 Mar 18 12.24pm |
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Originally posted by steeleye20
Did You Know? MOTHER-IN-LAW:
For all the bad things I say about mothers-in-law really I can't think of anything wrong with mine except for one thing. It's called breathing...............
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 24 Mar 18 12.27pm |
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Originally posted by steeleye20
For all the bad things I say about mothers-in-law really I can't think of anything wrong with mine except for one thing. It's called breathing...............
My mother-in-law has swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills - told her to have a few drinks and get some rest.
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| steeleye20 Croydon 24 Mar 18 12.29pm |
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The recent run of Eagles reverses paled into insignificance when the mother-in-law phoned in and cancelled her funeral.
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| Harpo Oxfordshire 24 Mar 18 1.37pm |
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Both my in-laws are deceased, and when we cleared the family home we found their photo album of our wedding. We viewed the photos and to my astonishment, not one of them featured me. Says it all really. But we got their house. Silver linings and all that.
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Boooo  24 Mar 18 1.50pm |
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My wife's parents are divorced so i ended up with 2 mother in laws. One nice, the other a c7nt i nicknamed Lilo Lil. One was welcome, the other, never. The good one is now gone, unfortunately Lilo hasn't. What will annoy me more than anything is that when she does snuff it, i will have to have a day off work for the funeral which will make me hate her even more.
I refuse to believe there are that many people out there that can't spell. Too f**king lazy, that's what I think. |
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| kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 24 Mar 18 2.00pm |
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we both get on fine.
Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? |
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