Ex wife as we're divorced now as he wouldn't let me hang my picture of Maggie Thatcher over the marital bed

I salute your courage in making this admission.

Same reason I got rid of my DanH poster.

She wasn't for turning......which could make sex a little boring but you have to applaud the consistency.

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

Child.

Phew! I wondered where that sentence was going for a moment.

Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

I don't know why the saying refers to a fiddler's elbow unless it's a s*** fiddler. When bowing the violin you move your whole arm as a unit from the shoulder; your elbow doesn't move in and out at all.

If you move the bow from the elbow keeping the shoulder still, the bow describes an arc over the strings instead of moving parallel to the bridge and at right angles to the strings, so that it's down over the fingerboard when at the point, and up beyond the bridge when at the frog. This results in the violinist being confined to a short section of the middle of the bow instead of being able to use the whole bow.

You can blag that in a reel or jig but in a strathspey you're seriously limited and in a slow air you're goosed.

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