I'm appalled, 9, NINE years, for trying TO KILL our Queen. Mental issues FFS. Is this how low the UK has sunk . . . She WAS the boss, RIP. Thank fcuk no south asian/Muslim tried.

I'm a blind man, i'm a blind man, now my room is cold,
When a blind man cries, Lord, he feels it from his soul.
[Link]

Yeah I thought the same.

Somebody with warped dreams of grandiosity inspired by Star Wars suggests being a few biscuits short of the tin.

Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

And never mind Her Maj', more serious crime prevention as cops arrest someone who texted Holly Willoughby.
"A 36-YEAR-old man who allegedly plotted to kidnap Holly Willoughby was snared after sinister messages were reportedly found on his seized phone.
This Morning star Holly pulled out of yesterday’s show after learning of the alleged threat, and is now under a round-the-clock police guard." (The Sun)

Really happy tax-payers money being spent on a police guard ? when the sender of nasty texts has already been arrested ?

Outraged, from Swindon

"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

Revenge for the Amritsar massacre, 1919, when British troops killed 379 unarmed protestors.

Stirling will know about it.

He was there.

I expect you were still celebrating the Russian Revolution.
All that vodka explains a lot about you.

Sarah Connor? No
Rishi Sunak? Yes. Die Motherfuzzzer......

I haven't been drinking either.

Edited by Hrolf The Ganger (06 Oct 2023 10.46pm)