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Kermit8 Hevon 28 Jan 15 8.15am
This post has been merged from a topic called 'Ian Brown 'taught to masturbate' by...' by Moose He was only trying to pot the brown. Big chest and massive boobs [Link]
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He was only trying to pot the brown.

Big chest and massive boobs

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Part Time James 28 Jan 15 8.46am
This post has been merged from a topic called 'Ian Brown 'taught to masturbate' by...' by Moose So readers, who taught you to masturbate? Any amusing anecdotes?
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So readers, who taught you to masturbate? Any amusing anecdotes?

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blackgirl3 brighton 28 Jan 15 9.05am
This post has been merged from a topic called 'Ian Brown 'taught to masturbate' by...' by Moose Quote Kermit8 at 28 Jan 2015 8.15am He was only trying to pot the brown. masturbation is about your level of debate
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brighton 28 Jan 15 9.05am

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Quote Kermit8 at 28 Jan 2015 8.15am

He was only trying to pot the brown.

masturbation is about your level of debate

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 28 Jan 15 9.06am
What next 'Shaun Ryder taught to milk his prostate by Wincey Willis' or Bez taught how to teabag by Frances Wilson - where will it all end As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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What next 'Shaun Ryder taught to milk his prostate by Wincey Willis' or Bez taught how to teabag by Frances Wilson - where will it all end

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 28 Jan 15 9.09am
This post has been merged from a topic called 'Ian Brown 'taught to masturbate' by...' by Moose Quote blackgirl3 at 28 Jan 2015 9.05am Quote Kermit8 at 28 Jan 2015 8.15am He was only trying to pot the brown. masturbation is about your level of debate Mass debate ? As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 28 Jan 15 9.09am

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Quote Kermit8 at 28 Jan 2015 8.15am

He was only trying to pot the brown.

masturbation is about your level of debate

Mass debate ?

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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Part Time James 28 Jan 15 9.09am
This post has been merged from a topic called 'Ian Brown 'taught to masturbate' by...' by Moose Quote The Sash at 28 Jan 2015 9.09am Quote blackgirl3 at 28 Jan 2015 9.05am Quote Kermit8 at 28 Jan 2015 8.15am He was only trying to pot the brown. masturbation is about your level of debate Mass debate ? Classic!
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28 Jan 15 9.09am

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Quote Kermit8 at 28 Jan 2015 8.15am

He was only trying to pot the brown.

masturbation is about your level of debate

Mass debate ?

Classic!

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 28 Jan 15 9.10am
This post has been merged from a topic called 'Ian Brown 'taught to masturbate' by...' by Moose Quote Part Time James at 28 Jan 2015 9.09am Quote The Sash at 28 Jan 2015 9.09am Quote blackgirl3 at 28 Jan 2015 9.05am Quote Kermit8 at 28 Jan 2015 8.15am He was only trying to pot the brown. masturbation is about your level of debate Mass debate ? Classic! The old uns are the still the best As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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Quote Kermit8 at 28 Jan 2015 8.15am

He was only trying to pot the brown.

masturbation is about your level of debate

Mass debate ?

Classic!

The old uns are the still the best

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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blackgirl3 brighton 28 Jan 15 9.15am
This post has been merged from a topic called 'Ian Brown 'taught to masturbate' by...' by Moose Quote The Sash at 28 Jan 2015 8.11am You have to read the words 'Ian Brown taught to masturbate by Fred the weatherman' in your best Chris Morris 'Day Today' voice and as a headline it sooooo works masturbation is about your level of interest do you do it when your gathering your vast knowledge from reading the sun WAN*ER and your a right one to
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You have to read the words

'Ian Brown taught to masturbate by Fred the weatherman' in your best Chris Morris 'Day Today' voice and as a headline it sooooo works

masturbation is about your level of interest do you do it when your gathering your vast knowledge from reading the sun WAN*ER and your a right one to

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Kermit8 Hevon 28 Jan 15 9.23am
This post has been merged from a topic called 'Ian Brown 'taught to masturbate' by...' by Moose Quote blackgirl3 at 28 Jan 2015 9.15am Quote The Sash at 28 Jan 2015 8.11am You have to read the words 'Ian Brown taught to masturbate by Fred the weatherman' in your best Chris Morris 'Day Today' voice and as a headline it sooooo works masturbation is about your level of interest do you do it when your gathering your vast knowledge from reading the sun WAN*ER and your a right one to Actually you can do a Degree in Onanism these days. It's a proper subject with some serious history going back many tens of thousands of years. Or millions for those doing the Onanism and Palaentology combined Bsc course. Big chest and massive boobs [Link]
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Hevon 28 Jan 15 9.23am

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Quote The Sash at 28 Jan 2015 8.11am

You have to read the words

'Ian Brown taught to masturbate by Fred the weatherman' in your best Chris Morris 'Day Today' voice and as a headline it sooooo works

masturbation is about your level of interest do you do it when your gathering your vast knowledge from reading the sun WAN*ER and your a right one to

Actually you can do a Degree in Onanism these days. It's a proper subject with some serious history going back many tens of thousands of years. Or millions for those doing the Onanism and Palaentology combined Bsc course.

Big chest and massive boobs

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Part Time James 28 Jan 15 9.25am
This post has been merged from a topic called 'Ian Brown 'taught to masturbate' by...' by Moose Quote Kermit8 at 28 Jan 2015 9.23am Quote blackgirl3 at 28 Jan 2015 9.15am Quote The Sash at 28 Jan 2015 8.11am You have to read the words 'Ian Brown taught to masturbate by Fred the weatherman' in your best Chris Morris 'Day Today' voice and as a headline it sooooo works masturbation is about your level of interest do you do it when your gathering your vast knowledge from reading the sun WAN*ER and your a right one to Actually you can do a Degree in Onanism these days. It's a proper subject with some serious history going back many tens of thousands of years. Or millions for those doing the Onanism and Palaentology combined Bsc course. Yeah, but your tutors aren't allowed to ask you whether you're any good at it now.
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28 Jan 15 9.25am

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Quote Kermit8 at 28 Jan 2015 9.23am

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Quote The Sash at 28 Jan 2015 8.11am

You have to read the words

'Ian Brown taught to masturbate by Fred the weatherman' in your best Chris Morris 'Day Today' voice and as a headline it sooooo works

masturbation is about your level of interest do you do it when your gathering your vast knowledge from reading the sun WAN*ER and your a right one to

Yeah, but your tutors aren't allowed to ask you whether you're any good at it now.

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morganistic 28 Jan 15 9.57am
Quote Part Time James at 28 Jan 2015 8.46am This post has been merged from a topic called 'Ian Brown 'taught to masturbate' by...' by Moose So readers, who taught you to masturbate? Any amusing anecdotes? No one taught me. I started purely by accident. It was a picture in The Sun of a busty blonde in a babydoll nightie. It wasn't on page 3 and I'd never seen this woman before or since. But she gave me an absolute stonk-on which I then proceeded to grip between my thumb and forefinger. All very conventional but for some reason I chose to hold it by the base near the ballbag before effectively slapping it about. It only took about two or three slaps before I was pumping out my own primordial soup. After I'd regained my composure, which took about 10 or 15 seconds, I did it again. I continued slapwnking for several months until my grip one day slipped and I accidentally discovered the bellend. I've never looked back, though my bellend has and still does, due to a kink which helps during sex but is of zero benefit during masturbation. Maybe Fred Talbot was a slapwnker too and simply wanted to guide his pupils on the right path. Time will tell when he takes the stand. Should lead to some interesting discussions when the jury retires. [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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28 Jan 15 9.57am

Quote Part Time James at 28 Jan 2015 8.46am

This post has been merged from a topic called 'Ian Brown 'taught to masturbate' by...' by Moose

So readers, who taught you to masturbate? Any amusing anecdotes?

No one taught me. I started purely by accident. It was a picture in The Sun of a busty blonde in a babydoll nightie. It wasn't on page 3 and I'd never seen this woman before or since. But she gave me an absolute stonk-on which I then proceeded to grip between my thumb and forefinger.

All very conventional but for some reason I chose to hold it by the base near the ballbag before effectively slapping it about. It only took about two or three slaps before I was pumping out my own primordial soup. After I'd regained my composure, which took about 10 or 15 seconds, I did it again.

I continued slapw*nking for several months until my grip one day slipped and I accidentally discovered the bellend. I've never looked back, though my bellend has and still does, due to a kink which helps during sex but is of zero benefit during masturbation.

Maybe Fred Talbot was a slapw*nker too and simply wanted to guide his pupils on the right path. Time will tell when he takes the stand. Should lead to some interesting discussions when the jury retires.

[Link]
''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 28 Jan 15 10.28am
Quote blackgirl3 at 28 Jan 2015 9.15am This post has been merged from a topic called 'Ian Brown 'taught to masturbate' by...' by Moose Quote The Sash at 28 Jan 2015 8.11am You have to read the words 'Ian Brown taught to masturbate by Fred the weatherman' in your best Chris Morris 'Day Today' voice and as a headline it sooooo works masturbation is about your level of interest do you do it when your gathering your vast knowledge from reading the sun WAN*ER and your a right one to Every time you mash your stubby wotist stained fingers at the keyboard I wonder how bad versions 1 and 2 of 'blackgirl' must have been if they have settled on v.3. Entertaining mind, even though you are starting to get a bit 'Tara Stout' Edited by The Sash (28 Jan 2015 10.30am) As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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Quote blackgirl3 at 28 Jan 2015 9.15am

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Quote The Sash at 28 Jan 2015 8.11am

You have to read the words

'Ian Brown taught to masturbate by Fred the weatherman' in your best Chris Morris 'Day Today' voice and as a headline it sooooo works

masturbation is about your level of interest do you do it when your gathering your vast knowledge from reading the sun WAN*ER and your a right one to

Every time you mash your stubby wotist stained fingers at the keyboard I wonder how bad versions 1 and 2 of 'blackgirl' must have been if they have settled on v.3.

Entertaining mind, even though you are starting to get a bit 'Tara Stout'

Edited by The Sash (28 Jan 2015 10.30am)

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