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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 14 Dec 22 5.38pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

Originally posted by JRW2

Yes, my mother, her mother and my father were teetotal.

Lucky you.

Granny used to get locked on Vodka and would regularly make a show of herself. Oh such colourful language i learned at a such a tender age.

 


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View Far away fan's Profile Far away fan Flag On the border of jungle 14 Dec 22 6.49pm Send a Private Message to Far away fan Add Far away fan as a friend

Originally posted by Badger11

Christmas Eve my old work colleague Jacob Marley comes around with 3 of his mates I tell them to piss off.

Jacob is busy comes around to me every year, puts another link on my chain, humbug Christmas and told tiny to clear off too

 

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View Badger11's Profile Badger11 Flag Beckenham 14 Dec 22 7.19pm Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

Originally posted by Far away fan

Jacob is busy comes around to me every year, puts another link on my chain, humbug Christmas and told tiny to clear off too

I'm glad someone got the joke.

 


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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 14 Dec 22 8.06pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by Badger11

I'm glad someone got the joke.

Please Sir, can we have some more?

 


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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 14 Dec 22 8.57pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle


I remember string bags of mixed nuts which were all quite tasteless, Brazils were hard to crack, and dates, either Eat Me or ones with a camel on the box, they had a plastic spike to get them out which was always sticky. I'm pretty sure that despite making an annual appearance they got slung out every year with one gone.

completely forgot about these.
The brazil nuts where like a tank, a possible broken wrist attempting to crack.
the ironically named 'Eat me' dates that no one ever did.
I remember some canned beer / ale had no ring pull, so you needed to pierce twice to pour, Watneys red barrel anyone?

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View Midlands Eagle's Profile Midlands Eagle Flag 15 Dec 22 8.28am Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

the ironically named 'Eat me' dates that no one ever did.

As already mentioned we never ate the dates but the odd thing is that on our frequent visits to Spain we always have dates with bacon if eating tapas

 

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View Teddy Eagle's Profile Teddy Eagle Flag 15 Dec 22 8.56am Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by JRW2

Yes, my mother, her mother and my father were teetotal. He had a small glass of Cydrax (how that stayed on the market as long as it did is a mystery), mum had a snowball, and nan had a port and lemon (and if the ratio of lemonade to port wasn't more than 10:1, she would complain that it was "a bit strong".

Where did it all go wrong for me?!

My nan was the same. A glass of Ginger Wine at Christmas was about her limit then one year her next door neighbours gave her some Bailey's which she liked then after another two glasses dropped her fag into her open handbag, set it on fire and had to be helped/carried home.

 

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View Teddy Eagle's Profile Teddy Eagle Flag 15 Dec 22 9.26am Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

As already mentioned we never ate the dates but the odd thing is that on our frequent visits to Spain we always have dates with bacon if eating tapas

There's probably another thread in that ME. Smoking Gauloises in France was a very different experience to lighting one up in the local. Similarly all those bottles of exotic booze people bought on holiday which tasted completely different when they got home.

Christmas pudding was always a curiosity. Carefully inspecting the spoon to see if you were about to bite into a sixpence then finding out after one mouthful why it was only served once a year.

 

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View JRW2's Profile JRW2 Flag Dulwich 15 Dec 22 9.36am Send a Private Message to JRW2 Add JRW2 as a friend

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

My nan was the same. A glass of Ginger Wine at Christmas was about her limit then one year her next door neighbours gave her some Bailey's which she liked then after another two glasses dropped her fag into her open handbag, set it on fire and had to be helped/carried home.

 

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View Slimey Toad's Profile Slimey Toad Flag Karsiyaka, North Cyprus 15 Dec 22 9.39am Send a Private Message to Slimey Toad Add Slimey Toad as a friend

Originally posted by JRW2

Yes, my mother, her mother and my father were teetotal. He had a small glass of Cydrax (how that stayed on the market as long as it did is a mystery), mum had a snowball, and nan had a port and lemon (and if the ratio of lemonade to port wasn't more than 10:1, she would complain that it was "a bit strong".

Where did it all go wrong for me?!

Non-alcoholic cider. I loved that as a boy, as well as the big brown bottle with the cork stopper.

Edited by Slimey Toad (15 Dec 2022 9.39am)

 

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View mezzer's Profile mezzer Flag Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 15 Dec 22 9.43am Send a Private Message to mezzer Add mezzer as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

Please Sir, can we have some more?

I tried to open an e mail account for Christmas, Tiny_Tim.com.

It wouldn't let me because it included an invalid character.

 


Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 15 Dec 22 10.11am Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by Slimey Toad

Non-alcoholic cider. I loved that as a boy, as well as the big brown bottle with the cork stopper.

Edited by Slimey Toad (15 Dec 2022 9.39am)

peardrax also, I believe?
Many homes had a small cocktail cabinet which lit up within when the doors opened (I still have my grandparents 50's job)
inside was crap booze that hung around xmas after xmas, Advocaat, sherry, ginger wine and marachino cherries in syrup that my brother & I would nick, 1 each a day until the jar got a bit empty looking.

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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