Knotts Landing

The latest going on's live from the top of the stairs at the home of former England wicketkeeper Alan.

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Blanket Blanky

Hosted by Terry F*ckwit.

too far gone.. aint no way back

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Plastercaster Mouse
Charming children's cartoon about a rodent called Cynthia who has sex with rock stars before making a cast out of their erections. Tonight, Cynthia runs out of plaster three-quarters of the way down Jimi Hendrix's monster throb-on.

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

Of Mice and Menstruation

Morg t.v adaptation of steinbergs classic where a woman has run out of tampons so uses a dormouse instead.

Darling Buds of Mae

2 hour documentary on the classical violinists chesty nips and bean of the lady-garden

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (06 Apr 2011 7.34am)

"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

Jane Hair

Modern adaption of the literary classic, where the protagonist maintain her ladygarden at the same time as convincing her beloved Mr. Cockchester to marry her.

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Quote cornwalls palace at 24 Oct 2012 9.37am

He was right!!!...and we killed him!!... poor Orpinton Eagles........