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View Kermit8's Profile Kermit8 Flag Hevon 13 Jan 17 11.06am Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

If we were all 21 again, this thread - it would more apt to be titled *Work breaks during W@nk time*

 


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I should probably confess now that previous bravado about how many times I can do it in a day were grossly exaggerated. I apologise now if any of you were trying to manage 10 because I set that out as some kind of benchmark. Sorry chaps.

 




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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 13 Jan 17 11.16am Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

I should probably confess now that previous bravado about how many times I can do it in a day were grossly exaggerated. I apologise now if any of you were trying to manage 10 because I set that out as some kind of benchmark. Sorry chaps.

I called bollocks on such claims about 2 mins after you made them

 


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Originally posted by Part Time James

I should probably confess now that previous bravado about how many times I can do it in a day were grossly exaggerated. I apologise now if any of you were trying to manage 10 because I set that out as some kind of benchmark. Sorry chaps.


Something to look forward to : As you pass a certain age occasionally you get a massive pain in the head for a few moments akin to a cold ice lolly headache after the hand reminisces about old conquests from time to time.

 


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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 13 Jan 17 11.23am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

I called bollocks on such claims about 2 mins after you made them

Interesting coincidence.

 




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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 13 Jan 17 11.24am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Kermit8


Something to look forward to : As you pass a certain age occasionally you get a massive pain in the head for a few moments akin to a cold ice lolly headache after the hand reminisces about old conquests from time to time.

I find I sometimes get a pain in my belly after the third one, which is somewhat limiting. Like someone has booted me in the guts.

 




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View Kermit8's Profile Kermit8 Flag Hevon 13 Jan 17 11.27am Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

I find I sometimes get a pain in my belly after the third one, which is somewhat limiting. Like someone has booted me in the guts.

I've just done an Air W@nk to see how long it would have to be to punch myself in the tummmy over and over and that's a 15 incher!

You made me feel right inadequate now with my lowly 8. Ta.

Edited by Kermit8 (13 Jan 2017 11.28am)

 


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View fish mitten's Profile fish mitten Flag Chelmsford 13 Jan 17 11.28am Send a Private Message to fish mitten Add fish mitten as a friend

Well the most i'd managed in my younger days was 8 in a day and by the 8th there was virtually nothing coming out and as much pain as pleasure, so I was admiring your claims at 10.

These days I doubt it's 8 a year.

Originally posted by Part Time James

I should probably confess now that previous bravado about how many times I can do it in a day were grossly exaggerated. I apologise now if any of you were trying to manage 10 because I set that out as some kind of benchmark. Sorry chaps.

 

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 13 Jan 17 11.34am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by fish mitten

Well the most i'd managed in my younger days was 8 in a day and by the 8th there was virtually nothing coming out and as much pain as pleasure, so I was admiring your claims at 10.

These days I doubt it's 8 a year.

I genuinely managed 10 as a teenager on one occasion. By the end it seemed like there was spunk on virtually everything in my bedroom, although admittedly it would only have been my hands, legs, belly, discarded clothes and my mum's Cosmo magazine which had a special pull-out about sun tans. And it was also true that by the end what was coming out looked like a small amount of shaving foam, it was just a frothy white substance. But the lie was that I can still do that. I've never even tried that and my limit would definitely be three these days.

Well anyway, you have been reading my brief m*sturbation autobiography. Also available on Kindle.

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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 13 Jan 17 4.23pm

No more than two in a work day, I'm afraid.

Three is about the daily limit. I can go four, but its not really enjoyable and often feels like I've taken a boot in the guts.

 


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Originally posted by jamiemartin721

No more than two in a work day, I'm afraid.

Three is about the daily limit. I can go four, but its not really enjoyable and often feels like I've taken a boot in the guts.

Bang on. Plus rumour has it you only get a bucket and a half and I've done at least a bucket worth already.

 




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View Southampton_Eagle's Profile Southampton_Eagle Flag At the after party 13 Jan 17 4.47pm Send a Private Message to Southampton_Eagle Add Southampton_Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

I genuinely managed 10 as a teenager on one occasion. By the end it seemed like there was spunk on virtually everything in my bedroom, although admittedly it would only have been my hands, legs, belly, discarded clothes and my mum's Cosmo magazine which had a special pull-out about sun tans. And it was also true that by the end what was coming out looked like a small amount of shaving foam, it was just a frothy white substance. But the lie was that I can still do that. I've never even tried that and my limit would definitely be three these days.

Well anyway, you have been reading my brief m*sturbation autobiography. Also available on Kindle.

Edited by Part Time James (13 Jan 2017 11.35am)

CSI would have had a field day with their UV light.

 

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