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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 06 Mar 11 5.56pm
Nigel Slaters Simpleton Suppers Is he isnt he cookery bloke Nigel shows the residents of Orpington how to undo a tin of Lidl Baked Beans before giving them a feast to remember Edited by The Sash (06 Mar 2011 5.57pm) As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 06 Mar 11 5.56pm

Nigel Slaters Simpleton Suppers

Is he isnt he cookery bloke Nigel shows the residents of Orpington how to undo a tin of Lidl Baked Beans before giving them a feast to remember

Edited by The Sash (06 Mar 2011 5.57pm)

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 06 Mar 11 6.29pm
It Ain't half s* Mumford and sons** nickgusset gets the chance to interview the oirish folkrocksters and tells them how shockingly awful they are compared to say, the Water Boys.
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Shizzlehurst 06 Mar 11 6.29pm

It Ain't half s*** Mumford and sons

nickgusset gets the chance to interview the oirish folkrocksters and tells them how shockingly awful they are compared to say, the Water Boys.

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morganistic 06 Mar 11 11.02pm
The Final Solution Boss-eyed BNP buffoon Nick Griffin is stumped on the the last clue in the Barking Advertiser's Christmas jumbo crossword - 15 across 'Six million of these were gassed during the Second world War, J __ W S') [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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The Final Solution
Boss-eyed BNP buffoon Nick Griffin is stumped on the the last clue in the Barking Advertiser's Christmas jumbo crossword - 15 across 'Six million of these were gassed during the Second world War, J __ W S')

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 06 Mar 11 11.19pm
Telly Addicts It's a little known fact that if 'cooked' and injected, the ashes of the late Kojak actor produce an incredible high, akin to a combination of PCP, heroin and ghb. As the Savalas hit courses through the user's veins they chant the mantra 'I loves ya baby' This harrowing documentary follows the plight of 3 Telly users and their vicious comedown as they search for the last 2 grammes of what has been called 'lollipop' left on earth.
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Shizzlehurst 06 Mar 11 11.19pm

Telly Addicts

It's a little known fact that if 'cooked' and injected, the ashes of the late Kojak actor produce an incredible high, akin to a combination of PCP, heroin and ghb. As the Savalas hit courses through the user's veins they chant the mantra 'I loves ya baby'
This harrowing documentary follows the plight of 3 Telly users and their vicious comedown as they search for the last 2 grammes of what has been called 'lollipop' left on earth.

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 07 Mar 11 10.12am
Jelly Addicts Shocking documentary following a yound Scottish man Kermit, a former fried Mars bar addict now injecting gelatine products for his fix. When he cant get his jelly he will even resort to snorting Blancmage with former YBF host Lisa Reilly A truly shocking portrait of the deomons of addiction. As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 07 Mar 11 10.12am

Jelly Addicts

Shocking documentary following a yound Scottish man Kermit, a former fried Mars bar addict now injecting gelatine products for his fix. When he cant get his jelly he will even resort to snorting Blancmage with former YBF host Lisa Reilly

A truly shocking portrait of the deomons of addiction.

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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morganistic 08 Mar 11 7.58am
A Goodier For The Roses Riveting tale of how police cracked the chilling case of former Radio 1 DJ Mark Goodier, who was savagely murdered and then brutally dismembered before being used as an ill-advised fertiliser for Elvis Costello [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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A Goodier For The Roses
Riveting tale of how police cracked the chilling case of former Radio 1 DJ Mark Goodier, who was savagely murdered and then brutally dismembered before being used as an ill-advised fertiliser for Elvis Costello

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 08 Mar 11 9.30am
Kendall's Creatures Great and Small One of those rare Morg tv moments where an idea could be used, just for the puntastic title alone.. After overdosing on ecstasy during a Hit Man and Her flashback, Michaela Strachan has pooped her clogs. Who better to fill her boots and take over the first lady of wildlife and have a chance to show off cute furryness than 70's rear of the year Felicity Kendall. Edited by nickgusset (08 Mar 2011 9.32am)
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Shizzlehurst 08 Mar 11 9.30am

Kendall's Creatures Great and Small

One of those rare Morg tv moments where an idea could be used, just for the puntastic title alone..

After overdosing on ecstasy during a Hit Man and Her flashback, Michaela Strachan has pooped her clogs. Who better to fill her boots and take over the first lady of wildlife and have a chance to show off cute furryness than 70's rear of the year Felicity Kendall.

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Mongo Like Clunge Bumfuck City, Texas 08 Mar 11 5.36pm
You've Been Brained! The compilation show returns, with George Galloway presenting camera footage of snipers' headshots killing American soldiers. Filmed in front of a live studio audience. Earn 250 pounds by filming the death of an American soldier! Send videos to YBB, P.O. Box 1234, London. WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.
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You've Been Brained!

The compilation show returns, with George Galloway presenting camera footage of snipers' headshots killing American soldiers. Filmed in front of a live studio audience. Earn 250 pounds by filming the death of an American soldier! Send videos to YBB, P.O. Box 1234, London.

WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.

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Vlad Allover 08 Mar 11 6.03pm
CVNTryfile Steve Bruce presents a list of reasons why he is a cvnt, with guests John Bostock and his father, tonight ITV1. EDIT: Unfortunately the Bostocks will not be able to join us as they were offered more money by the BBC. Edited by Vlad Allover (08 Mar 2011 6.04pm) [biggest]BE LOUD BE PROUD BE PALACE[/biggest] ~DOUGIE FREEDMAN'S RED'N'BLUE ARMY~ [bigger]Twitter: GeorgeB0128[biggest]
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CVNTryfile

Steve Bruce presents a list of reasons why he is a cvnt, with guests John Bostock and his father, tonight ITV1.

EDIT: Unfortunately the Bostocks will not be able to join us as they were offered more money by the BBC.

Edited by Vlad Allover (08 Mar 2011 6.04pm)

[biggest]BE LOUD BE PROUD BE PALACE[/biggest]

~DOUGIE FREEDMAN'S RED'N'BLUE ARMY~

[bigger]Twitter: GeorgeB0128[biggest]

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morganistic 12 Mar 11 11.15am
No More Mister Rice Guy Emotionally complex story of how Lock Stock mockney tosspot Guy Ritchie is informed of the tragic death of Arsenal Number 2 Pat Rice. [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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No More Mister Rice Guy
Emotionally complex story of how Lock Stock mockney tosspot Guy Ritchie is informed of the tragic death of Arsenal Number 2 Pat Rice.

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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Vlad Allover 13 Mar 11 7.25pm
Come Fine With Me A day in the life of the Traffic Police, following them as they avoid solving proper crimes and put pieces of paper on people's cars. [biggest]BE LOUD BE PROUD BE PALACE[/biggest] ~DOUGIE FREEDMAN'S RED'N'BLUE ARMY~ [bigger]Twitter: GeorgeB0128[biggest]
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13 Mar 11 7.25pm

Come Fine With Me

A day in the life of the Traffic Police, following them as they avoid solving proper crimes and put pieces of paper on people's cars.

[biggest]BE LOUD BE PROUD BE PALACE[/biggest]

~DOUGIE FREEDMAN'S RED'N'BLUE ARMY~

[bigger]Twitter: GeorgeB0128[biggest]

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fubar 17 Mar 11 6.29pm
Meltdown This week: The contestants see how many mutant words can be spawned from F U K U S H I M A whilst in the number challenge they puzzle how to get 450 microsieverts from 8.9, 6.2, 10,000 and one carton of Pot Noodles. Edited by fubar (17 Mar 2011 6.29pm) too far gone.. aint no way back this post was sponsored by fubar.com
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Meltdown

This week: The contestants see how many mutant words can be spawned from F U K U S H I M A whilst in the number challenge they puzzle how to get 450 microsieverts from 8.9, 6.2, 10,000 and one carton of Pot Noodles.

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too far gone.. aint no way back

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