10-Stoke....43
11-Swansea....40
12-Sunderland....39
13-Crystal Palace....39
14-Aston Villa....38
15-Norwich....38
16-Hull....37
17-West Ham....34
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18-West Brom....34
19-Fulham....30
20-Cardiff....26

On this basis, Cardiff and Fulham already relegated going into last game. Palace already safe.

This may contradict other predictions i've made, but I've been tweaking things for a few weeks based on results as they come in.

Wow some of you are gloomy sods are you not. Only getting one win in our remaining games - surely those of you who suggest that are having a breakdown.

I am confident that we will win a MINIMUM of three games and pick up at least a couple of draws - 11 points gathered giving us a total of 38 points. We may even get one of those wins this afternoon.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Groucho Marx