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serial thriller Flag The Promised Land 13 Feb 15 1.33pm Send a Private Message to serial thriller Add serial thriller as a friend

Only £17500. Or maybe you'd rather spend the money on a run with Nicky Morgan, or an iron man challenge with IDS?

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Personally I'd like to go coke-snorting and BDSM clothes shopping with Gideon. Or just for him to be my sub for the day while I dragged him around on a lead with a f*cking ball in his mouth and a dildo shoved up his arse. In fact I wonder how much it would be to have all of the Cabinet attired as such while I drove them around on a little train making them wave at poor people?

Great to know our political system is so incorruptible...

 

If punk ever happened I'd be preaching the law, instead of listenin to Lydon lecture BBC4

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becky Flag over the moon 13 Feb 15 2.03pm Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Quote serial thriller at 13 Feb 2015 1.33pm

Only £17500. Or maybe you'd rather spend the money on a run with Nicky Morgan, or an iron man challenge with IDS?

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Personally I'd like to go coke-snorting and BDSM clothes shopping with Gideon. Or just for him to be my sub for the day while I dragged him around on a lead with a f*cking ball in his mouth and a dildo shoved up his arse. In fact I wonder how much it would be to have all of the Cabinet attired as such while I drove them around on a little train making them wave at poor people?

Great to know our political system is so incorruptible...

I gather you can come pretty close to this (including a couple of High Court judges) at the public conveniences on Leaves Green Common ....

 

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Stuk Flag Top half 13 Feb 15 2.20pm Send a Private Message to Stuk Add Stuk as a friend

Commonly known as fund raising. I'd rather they all did more of that and took less money, of ours, to promote themselves.

 

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morganistic Flag 13 Feb 15 2.26pm Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

Haddock fishing with Michael Gove. If we catch nothing you could always hook into his face.

 

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 13 Feb 15 3.24pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Quote morganistic at 13 Feb 2015 2.26pm

Haddock fishing with Michael Gove. If we catch nothing you could always hook into his face.

Teabagging with Michael Portillo ?
Dry stone walling with Rhodes Boyson ?
Leon Britten doing your kids................ermm party ?


The Tories are really onto something here - its like Red Letter Days only more exciting


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Lyons550 Flag Shirley 13 Feb 15 4.32pm Send a Private Message to Lyons550 Add Lyons550 as a friend

If it was this teresa may then i'd be interested

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morganistic Flag 13 Feb 15 5.15pm Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

Quote Lyons550 at 13 Feb 2015 4.32pm

If it was this teresa may then i'd be interested

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Pretty sure I saw her a few months ago, pulling off the A2 (that's not a euphemism) at Kidbrooke. She was adjusting something, possibly her seat belt, possibly her love eggs, and generally being a bit of a menace I thought, as I turned my head as she passed me in the opposite direction before I turned my gaze to the rear and side mirrors in a vain bid to clock her numberplate which may or may not have been TEZT1TS

 

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 13 Feb 15 5.40pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

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Quote Lyons550 at 13 Feb 2015 4.32pm

If it was this teresa may then i'd be interested

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Pretty sure I saw her a few months ago, pulling off the A2 (that's not a euphemism) at Kidbrooke. She was adjusting something, possibly her seat belt, possibly her love eggs, and generally being a bit of a menace I thought, as I turned my head as she passed me in the opposite direction before I turned my gaze to the rear and side mirrors in a vain bid to clock her numberplate which may or may not have been TEZT1TS


I think that may have been the Tory Teresa May - if anyone is going to have a number plate that says TEZT1TS its her...

 

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imbored Flag UK 13 Feb 15 6.08pm

These auctions are like something out of a nightmare.

 
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