I went to a sporting lunch a few years ago and the guest speaker was Rod Marsh (not the footballer) and he said that John Emburey's nickname amongst his team mates was donkey

Wish i had a 9 inch knob instead of this great big thing between my legs.

Wasn't it already in ?!?

I have a 12" willy.
(but I don't use it as a rule.)

the old ones are the best.

On a true note:
my friend had a somewhat large dick (10)
A favourite gag was bringing up in conversation with girls, in the pub, that he had a shockingly deformed belly button.
you've guessed it..
they asked.
knob end presented , hanging over his waist band, where his belly button should be.
Always got a good laugh, as you knew what was coming (no pun intended)

Edited by kingdowieonthewall (13 Sep 2016 9.53pm)

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

Dearly hoping that decimal point is in the wrong place.

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold...

Briliant. And semi-accurate...