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matt_himself Matataland 04 Aug 15 10.33pm
Have you ever thought that simple things you are doing are weird or damaging? I rub aloe Vera gel into my groin region as I find it helps the skin ph in the area and I can go about my business freely without the fear of chaffing. However, I am getting married was becoming concerned that doing the above may render me infertile so I typed into Google 'aloe vera gel scrotum' and the following popped up: [Link] I am now terribly confused as there appears to be about a million men in the World with a similar concern, the attached video is frankly no help and the silky nature of my scrotum is not a deterrent to stop using aloe vera. What should I do? Edited by matt_himself (04 Aug 2015 10.35pm) "That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02
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Matataland 04 Aug 15 10.33pm

Have you ever thought that simple things you are doing are weird or damaging?

I rub aloe Vera gel into my groin region as I find it helps the skin ph in the area and I can go about my business freely without the fear of chaffing.

However, I am getting married was becoming concerned that doing the above may render me infertile so I typed into Google 'aloe vera gel scrotum' and the following popped up:

[Link]

I am now terribly confused as there appears to be about a million men in the World with a similar concern, the attached video is frankly no help and the silky nature of my scrotum is not a deterrent to stop using aloe vera.

What should I do?

Edited by matt_himself (04 Aug 2015 10.35pm)

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 05 Aug 15 1.37am
Quote matt_himself at 04 Aug 2015 10.33pm Have you ever thought that simple things you are doing are weird or damaging? I rub aloe Vera gel into my groin region as I find it helps the skin ph in the area and I can go about my business freely without the fear of chaffing. However, I am getting married was becoming concerned that doing the above may render me infertile so I typed into Google 'aloe vera gel scrotum' and the following popped up: [Link] I am now terribly confused as there appears to be about a million men in the World with a similar concern, the attached video is frankly no help and the silky nature of my scrotum is not a deterrent to stop using aloe vera. What should I do? Edited by matt_himself (04 Aug 2015 10.35pm) Let me inspect it? Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham
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Quote matt_himself at 04 Aug 2015 10.33pm

Have you ever thought that simple things you are doing are weird or damaging?

I rub aloe Vera gel into my groin region as I find it helps the skin ph in the area and I can go about my business freely without the fear of chaffing.

However, I am getting married was becoming concerned that doing the above may render me infertile so I typed into Google 'aloe vera gel scrotum' and the following popped up:

[Link]

What should I do?

Edited by matt_himself (04 Aug 2015 10.35pm)

Let me inspect it?

Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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gmostone 05 Aug 15 2.01am
Try using Marmite instead. Quote matt_himself at 04 Aug 2015 10.33pm Have you ever thought that simple things you are doing are weird or damaging? I rub aloe Vera gel into my groin region as I find it helps the skin ph in the area and I can go about my business freely without the fear of chaffing. However, I am getting married was becoming concerned that doing the above may render me infertile so I typed into Google 'aloe vera gel scrotum' and the following popped up: [Link] I am now terribly confused as there appears to be about a million men in the World with a similar concern, the attached video is frankly no help and the silky nature of my scrotum is not a deterrent to stop using aloe vera. What should I do? Edited by matt_himself (04 Aug 2015 10.35pm)
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gmostone

05 Aug 15 2.01am

Try using Marmite instead.

Quote matt_himself at 04 Aug 2015 10.33pm

Have you ever thought that simple things you are doing are weird or damaging?

I rub aloe Vera gel into my groin region as I find it helps the skin ph in the area and I can go about my business freely without the fear of chaffing.

However, I am getting married was becoming concerned that doing the above may render me infertile so I typed into Google 'aloe vera gel scrotum' and the following popped up:

[Link]

What should I do?

Edited by matt_himself (04 Aug 2015 10.35pm)

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Part Time James 05 Aug 15 12.24pm
Quote gmostone at 05 Aug 2015 2.01am Try using Marmite instead. Quote matt_himself at 04 Aug 2015 10.33pm Have you ever thought that simple things you are doing are weird or damaging? I rub aloe Vera gel into my groin region as I find it helps the skin ph in the area and I can go about my business freely without the fear of chaffing. However, I am getting married was becoming concerned that doing the above may render me infertile so I typed into Google 'aloe vera gel scrotum' and the following popped up: [Link] I am now terribly confused as there appears to be about a million men in the World with a similar concern, the attached video is frankly no help and the silky nature of my scrotum is not a deterrent to stop using aloe vera. What should I do? Edited by matt_himself (04 Aug 2015 10.35pm) Unless you have a Jack Russell with small teeth and a rough tongue.
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Quote gmostone at 05 Aug 2015 2.01am

Try using Marmite instead.

Quote matt_himself at 04 Aug 2015 10.33pm

Have you ever thought that simple things you are doing are weird or damaging?

I rub aloe Vera gel into my groin region as I find it helps the skin ph in the area and I can go about my business freely without the fear of chaffing.

However, I am getting married was becoming concerned that doing the above may render me infertile so I typed into Google 'aloe vera gel scrotum' and the following popped up:

[Link]

What should I do?

Edited by matt_himself (04 Aug 2015 10.35pm)

Unless you have a Jack Russell with small teeth and a rough tongue.

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Harpo Oxfordshire 09 Aug 15 9.42am
Get someone else to do it for you. And make sure that they use saliva.
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Harpo

Oxfordshire 09 Aug 15 9.42am

Get someone else to do it for you.

And make sure that they use saliva.

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kinky1960 Hampshire 09 Aug 15 10.07am
Wow I feel like i've just lost 10 mins of my life! Thank you CPFC2010 for keeping me interested in football, for me no Palace no football either. Come on you Eagles.
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kinky1960

Hampshire 09 Aug 15 10.07am

Wow I feel like i've just lost 10 mins of my life!

Thank you CPFC2010 for keeping me interested in football, for me no Palace no football either. Come on you Eagles.

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matt_himself Matataland 09 Aug 15 8.20pm
Quote Cucking Funt at 05 Aug 2015 1.37am Quote matt_himself at 04 Aug 2015 10.33pm Have you ever thought that simple things you are doing are weird or damaging? I rub aloe Vera gel into my groin region as I find it helps the skin ph in the area and I can go about my business freely without the fear of chaffing. However, I am getting married was becoming concerned that doing the above may render me infertile so I typed into Google 'aloe vera gel scrotum' and the following popped up: [Link] I am now terribly confused as there appears to be about a million men in the World with a similar concern, the attached video is frankly no help and the silky nature of my scrotum is not a deterrent to stop using aloe vera. What should I do? Edited by matt_himself (04 Aug 2015 10.35pm) Let me inspect it? Perineum selfie taken. Check your PM's. "That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02
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Matataland 09 Aug 15 8.20pm

Quote Cucking Funt at 05 Aug 2015 1.37am

Quote matt_himself at 04 Aug 2015 10.33pm

Have you ever thought that simple things you are doing are weird or damaging?

I rub aloe Vera gel into my groin region as I find it helps the skin ph in the area and I can go about my business freely without the fear of chaffing.

However, I am getting married was becoming concerned that doing the above may render me infertile so I typed into Google 'aloe vera gel scrotum' and the following popped up:

[Link]

What should I do?

Edited by matt_himself (04 Aug 2015 10.35pm)

Let me inspect it?

Perineum selfie taken. Check your PM's.

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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palace_in_frogland In a broken dream 14 Aug 15 3.40pm
Quote matt_himself at 09 Aug 2015 8.20pm Quote Cucking Funt at 05 Aug 2015 1.37am Quote matt_himself at 04 Aug 2015 10.33pm Have you ever thought that simple things you are doing are weird or damaging? I rub aloe Vera gel into my groin region as I find it helps the skin ph in the area and I can go about my business freely without the fear of chaffing. However, I am getting married was becoming concerned that doing the above may render me infertile so I typed into Google 'aloe vera gel scrotum' and the following popped up: [Link] I am now terribly confused as there appears to be about a million men in the World with a similar concern, the attached video is frankly no help and the silky nature of my scrotum is not a deterrent to stop using aloe vera. What should I do? Edited by matt_himself (04 Aug 2015 10.35pm) Let me inspect it? Perineum selfie taken. Check your PM's. Just wondering whether Cucking was able to help from the photo, or did he need to make a house call?
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Quote matt_himself at 09 Aug 2015 8.20pm

Quote Cucking Funt at 05 Aug 2015 1.37am

Quote matt_himself at 04 Aug 2015 10.33pm

Have you ever thought that simple things you are doing are weird or damaging?

I rub aloe Vera gel into my groin region as I find it helps the skin ph in the area and I can go about my business freely without the fear of chaffing.

However, I am getting married was becoming concerned that doing the above may render me infertile so I typed into Google 'aloe vera gel scrotum' and the following popped up:

[Link]

What should I do?

Edited by matt_himself (04 Aug 2015 10.35pm)

Let me inspect it?

Perineum selfie taken. Check your PM's.

Just wondering whether Cucking was able to help from the photo, or did he need to make a house call?

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