It's not often I need to pick you up on a technicality Supe, but "aiming" it implies that you aren't making any contact with the aforementioned females. I believe, given that the scenario is totally hypothetical, you shouldn't actually need to hypothetically aim your beans at the lady. Instead you should hypothetically be balls deep in her when your load bolts. Just thought I'd stop you sounding like a bit of a bender on a forum that doesn't tolerate mincers.

Ah beauty, that strange necessity, I'd happily deposit my spaff inside Paris Hilton, something moronically available about her, as for the rest the chance of administering a vigorous portion up the jacksy would increase the temptation, tighter drier and more degrading to women as they say, especially Cheryll Rio Ferdinand Versace Lamborghini or whatever her name is now, she'd be as tight as a very tight thing, nicely underweight now, so the pain element does put a different slant on things. Holly Willoughby - she could do with a good helping up the Gary.

You are of course correct. My language was very much influenced by my only sexual encounter with a celebrity. Barbara Windsor was unveiling the new Clinton cards in the Glades in Bromley, I was on the upper tier and aiming was very much the order of the day (missed by some distance - apologies once again to Gary Wilmot)

Lend me a Tenor

31 May to 3 June 2017

John McIntosh Arts Centre
London Oratory School
SW6 1RX

with Superfly in the chorus
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I think Superfly has an 'in' with Gary Wilmot if you're on the prowl?