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anonymous piece of plastic

bicycle repair man 11 Aug 16 10.29pm
I have received my anonymous piece of plastic called season ticket (it doesn't even have the words Crystal Palace on it ). As the powers that be haven't provided any information as to how to use it,could someone kindly tell me how it works when i get to the turnstile.

bicycle repair man 11 Aug 16 10.29pm

I have received my anonymous piece of plastic called season ticket (it doesn't even have the words Crystal Palace on it ).
As the powers that be haven't provided any information as to how to use it,could someone kindly tell me how it works when i get to the turnstile.

Boooo 11 Aug 16 10.47pm
pic I refuse to believe there are that many people out there that can't spell. Too f**king lazy, that's what I think.

Boooo

11 Aug 16 10.47pm

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I refuse to believe there are that many people out there that can't spell. Too f**king lazy, that's what I think.

Bangell Oxford 11 Aug 16 11.18pm
You're sure you're not looking at your Tesco clubcard?

Bangell

Oxford 11 Aug 16 11.18pm

You're sure you're not looking at your Tesco clubcard?

gmostone 11 Aug 16 11.25pm
Are you sure it's not a Brghtn fan.......

gmostone

11 Aug 16 11.25pm

Are you sure it's not a Br*ght*n fan.......

bifffabazz Highworth, Wiltshire 11 Aug 16 11.39pm
Agree with the OP. Conference quality. Spirit of 1974

bifffabazz

Highworth, Wiltshire 11 Aug 16 11.39pm

Agree with the OP. Conference quality.

Spirit of 1974

jeeagles 11 Aug 16 11.52pm
3 years in the Premiership and we are really starting to get some pathetic complaints in. There a letter with the card telling you all the stuff the club has done in the summer. Do you really need instructions on how to give a ticket to a turnstile operative? My former flat mate is an Arsenal season ticket holder. They give you a great big box full of brochures and trinkets. Perhaps you would be more satisfied with one of them? They have cushioned seats and stadium announcer with perfect diction. I hear their hot dogs are much better than ours too.

jeeagles

11 Aug 16 11.52pm

3 years in the Premiership and we are really starting to get some pathetic complaints in.

There a letter with the card telling you all the stuff the club has done in the summer. Do you really need instructions on how to give a ticket to a turnstile operative?

My former flat mate is an Arsenal season ticket holder. They give you a great big box full of brochures and trinkets. Perhaps you would be more satisfied with one of them?

They have cushioned seats and stadium announcer with perfect diction.

I hear their hot dogs are much better than ours too.

jeeagles 11 Aug 16 11.52pm
Originally posted by jeeagles 3 years in the Premiership and we are really starting to get some pathetic complaints in. There's a letter with the card telling you all the stuff the club has done in the summer. Do you really need instructions on how to give a ticket to a turnstile operative? My former flat mate is an Arsenal season ticket holder. They give you a great big box full of brochures and trinkets. Perhaps you would be more satisfied with one of them? They have cushioned seats and stadium announcer with perfect diction too. I hear their hot dogs are much better than ours too.

jeeagles

11 Aug 16 11.52pm

Originally posted by jeeagles

3 years in the Premiership and we are really starting to get some pathetic complaints in.

There's a letter with the card telling you all the stuff the club has done in the summer. Do you really need instructions on how to give a ticket to a turnstile operative?

My former flat mate is an Arsenal season ticket holder. They give you a great big box full of brochures and trinkets. Perhaps you would be more satisfied with one of them?

They have cushioned seats and stadium announcer with perfect diction too.

I hear their hot dogs are much better than ours too.

chateauferret 12 Aug 16 12.20am
Well we have a choice of two football teams we can go and watch. Airdrionians and Albion Rovers. I don't know what their season tickets look like but I know fine well what their football looks like. ============ The Ferret ============

chateauferret

12 Aug 16 12.20am

Well we have a choice of two football teams we can go and watch. Airdrionians and Albion Rovers.

I don't know what their season tickets look like but I know fine well what their football looks like.

============
The Ferret
============

Percy of Peckham Eton Mess 12 Aug 16 1.25am
Originally posted by bicycle repair man I have received my anonymous piece of plastic called season ticket (it doesn't even have the words Crystal Palace on it ). As the powers that be haven't provided any information as to how to use it,could someone kindly tell me how it works when i get to the turnstile. I suspect there'll be someone on hand to help with the new turnstile. You'll then get another eighteen goes at it over the season to perfect your technique. Denial is not just a river in Egypt!

Percy of Peckham

Eton Mess 12 Aug 16 1.25am

Originally posted by bicycle repair man

I suspect there'll be someone on hand to help with the new turnstile. You'll then get another eighteen goes at it over the season to perfect your technique.

Denial is not just a river in Egypt!

bicycle repair man 12 Aug 16 9.26am
Originally posted by jeeagles 3 years in the Premiership and we are really starting to get some pathetic complaints in. There a letter with the card telling you all the stuff the club has done in the summer. Do you really need instructions on how to give a ticket to a turnstile operative? My former flat mate is an Arsenal season ticket holder. They give you a great big box full of brochures and trinkets. Perhaps you would be more satisfied with one of them? They have cushioned seats and stadium announcer with perfect diction. I hear their hot dogs are much better than ours too. When I went to the Valencia game there were no "turnstile operatives" just a machine which read barcodes,there is no barcode on the new season ticket. So despite all the sarcastic replies I have received I suggest people get there early on Saturday,it could be chaotic.

bicycle repair man 12 Aug 16 9.26am

Originally posted by jeeagles

3 years in the Premiership and we are really starting to get some pathetic complaints in.

There a letter with the card telling you all the stuff the club has done in the summer. Do you really need instructions on how to give a ticket to a turnstile operative?

My former flat mate is an Arsenal season ticket holder. They give you a great big box full of brochures and trinkets. Perhaps you would be more satisfied with one of them?

They have cushioned seats and stadium announcer with perfect diction.

I hear their hot dogs are much better than ours too.

When I went to the Valencia game there were no "turnstile operatives" just a machine which read barcodes,there is no barcode on the new season ticket.
So despite all the sarcastic replies I have received I suggest people get there early on Saturday,it could be chaotic.

Ted the eagle Waddon 12 Aug 16 10.02am
It's got a chip in it, bit like an oyster card - I ain't saying it's definitely going to work though!

Ted the eagle

Waddon 12 Aug 16 10.02am

It's got a chip in it, bit like an oyster card - I ain't saying it's definitely going to work though!

bicycle repair man 12 Aug 16 10.14am
Originally posted by Ted the eagle It's got a chip in it, bit like an oyster card - I ain't saying it's definitely going to work though! Thank you ,a sensible reply to my question. So no barcode ,the barcode reader at the turnstile must have a chip reader as well. Bet there's a delayed kick off!

bicycle repair man 12 Aug 16 10.14am

Originally posted by Ted the eagle

It's got a chip in it, bit like an oyster card - I ain't saying it's definitely going to work though!

Thank you ,a sensible reply to my question.
So no barcode ,the barcode reader at the turnstile must have a chip reader as well.
Bet there's a delayed kick off!

mistermay Burgess Hill 12 Aug 16 10.31am
Don't keep it near your Oyster card as it confuses the Oyster card readers. Displays a message about more than 1 card presented. If only ????

mistermay

Burgess Hill 12 Aug 16 10.31am

Don't keep it near your Oyster card as it confuses the Oyster card readers. Displays a message about more than 1 card presented.

If only ????

bicycle repair man 12 Aug 16 12.16pm
Originally posted by mistermay Don't keep it near your Oyster card as it confuses the Oyster card readers. Displays a message about more than 1 card presented. Good tip.That's the sort of information we should given with the season ticket.

bicycle repair man 12 Aug 16 12.16pm

Originally posted by mistermay

Don't keep it near your Oyster card as it confuses the Oyster card readers. Displays a message about more than 1 card presented.

Good tip.That's the sort of information we should given with the season ticket.

bideagle Bideford 15 Aug 16 11.16am
Looking at the boards on here it is clear that you must have something to moan about. If it is that bad why bother going? Stay at home and moan to yourself

bideagle

Bideford 15 Aug 16 11.16am

Looking at the boards on here it is clear that you must have something to moan about. If it is that bad why bother going? Stay at home and moan to yourself

bicycle repair man 17 Aug 16 3.09pm
Originally posted by bideagle Looking at the boards on here it is clear that you must have something to moan about. If it is that bad why bother going? Stay at home and moan to yourself Now you are moaning have you nothing better to do ?

bicycle repair man 17 Aug 16 3.09pm

Originally posted by bideagle

Looking at the boards on here it is clear that you must have something to moan about. If it is that bad why bother going? Stay at home and moan to yourself

Now you are moaning have you nothing better to do ?

monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 17 Aug 16 3.17pm
Anonymous piece of plastic??? Mine looked like this.....lol Attachment: image.jpeg (1,510.00Kb)

monkey

Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 17 Aug 16 3.17pm

Anonymous piece of plastic??? Mine looked like this.....lol

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bicycle repair man 17 Aug 16 3.29pm
Originally posted by monkey Anonymous piece of plastic??? Mine looked like this.....lol That's brilliant, that's a proper season ticket ! And the price £52,you pay that for one match now.

bicycle repair man 17 Aug 16 3.29pm

Originally posted by monkey

Anonymous piece of plastic??? Mine looked like this.....lol

That's brilliant, that's a proper season ticket ! And the price £52,you pay that for one match now.

monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 17 Aug 16 4.58pm
Originally posted by bicycle repair man That's brilliant, that's a proper season ticket ! And the price £52,you pay that for one match now. I paid £22 the year after for a standing season ticket in the new stand(Arthur Waite) enclosure ,,,,,,those were the days :-) Edited by monkey (17 Aug 2016 4.59pm)

monkey

Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 17 Aug 16 4.58pm

Originally posted by bicycle repair man

That's brilliant, that's a proper season ticket ! And the price £52,you pay that for one match now.

I paid £22 the year after for a standing season ticket in the new stand(Arthur Waite) enclosure ,,,,,,those were the days :-)

Edited by monkey (17 Aug 2016 4.59pm)

ektaff Whitstable 18 Aug 16 10.45am
Originally posted by monkey Anonymous piece of plastic??? Mine looked like this.....lol Ah, lovely memory. My last sesaon ticket was like this in 81/2. I sent it back when Mullery was appointed.

ektaff

Whitstable 18 Aug 16 10.45am

Originally posted by monkey

Anonymous piece of plastic??? Mine looked like this.....lol

Ah, lovely memory. My last sesaon ticket was like this in 81/2. I sent it back when Mullery was appointed.

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