I'm a Dudgeon addict.

There. i've said it.

That took a lot of soul searching.

I've been hooked on Dudgeon (street names: Dudge, sanctimony, curtain twitcher, leaderpage, comments section) for years.

Dudgeon is manufactured in the media, and mimics the pomposity reflex generated in the Nimby's Oblongata sectionof the brain.

it gives you a rush of self importance that's incredibly addictive.

You start out thinking you can control it, but pretty soon you're in its grip.

I must confess, I start the day by checking the Internet (Twitter, The Daily Mail, The Guardian) and tuning in to an LBC phone in, just looking for things to get angry about.

I knew I'd hit rock bottom when I found I\d typed a long rant about retired referee Mike Riley, in relation to a long forgotten football match of no real consequence.

I've just realised I'm grinding my teeth over events where I have no control and they don't really matter.

Are there any other dudgeon addicts out there?

Edited by OhthisbloodyPC (30 Oct 2016 8.44pm)

never heard of it but upon reading your post, it seems i'ma fully paid up member of the moan cos you can club.

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