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Tom-the-eagle  Croydon 07 Oct 18 4.20pm |
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Recently noticed my eye sight isn't what it used to be. Years ago I used to be a three a day man, just wondering if there may be a link?
"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit |
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 Flightsequence 07 Oct 18 4.41pm |
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Could you post this message in Braille? The majority will then be able to read it. I see It's knackered your spelling also! Edited by Flightsequence (07 Oct 2018 4.43pm)
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| YT Oxford 07 Oct 18 5.26pm |
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Reminds me of the old routine at school. Kid #1 (mumbles to Kid #2 something inaudible, beginning with a ‘W’ and with 5 syllables). Kid #2 “Pardon?” Kid #1 (shouts) “I SAID ‘W@NKING MAKES YOU DEAF!!’”
Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes) |
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PalazioVecchio  south pole 07 Oct 18 6.25pm |
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the two richest prizes in science : a) find the cure for Cancer b) learn to harness the kinetic energy of all the w....nking in the world. Solve the world energy crisis.
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| YT Oxford 07 Oct 18 6.53pm |
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Originally posted by PalazioVecchio
the three richest prizes in science : a) find the cure for Cancer b) learn to harness the kinetic energy of all the w....nking in the world. Solve the world energy crisis. c) discover a way for Christian Benteke to score a goal. Or indeed any of his team-mates.
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| kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 07 Oct 18 7.49pm |
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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
Recently noticed my eye sight isn't what it used to be. Years ago I used to be a three a day man, just wondering if there may be a link? no, but it destroys your spellering.
Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? |
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chateauferret  09 Oct 18 1.01am |
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No, but I don't think it does your performance in the German prose paper much good. See posts passim. Edited by chateauferret (09 Oct 2018 1.01am)
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aquickgame2  Beni = summer,Caribbean = winter 09 Oct 18 9.18am |
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Could someone read this thread to me
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| beagle pom tiddly om pom pom 10 Oct 18 8.01am |
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Paul Calf: "I've had to give up my two worst vices. Smoking and masturbation. Which is hard, as I'm a twenty a day man. And I smoke like a chimney as well."
When the time comes, I want die just like my Dad - at peace and asleep. |
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