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Foodstuffs and their (unforeseen) side-effects
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 Forest Hillbilly  in a hidey-hole 14 Jun 21 7.55am |
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Beetroot. Lovely vegetable. When you boil it from raw to get it edible, the pink water/juices stain everything. Even after cooking your fingers and tongue turn bright red. I was eating loads of it the other day and it actually turns your wee pink. For a moment I wondered if I was menstruating, then I realised it was due to excessive beetroot consumption.
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Palace Old Geezer  Midhurst 14 Jun 21 8.25am |
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Asparagus makes your wee smell of, well, asparagus actually.
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| Tom-the-eagle Croydon 14 Jun 21 9.03am |
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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly
Beetroot. Lovely vegetable. When you boil it from raw to get it edible, the pink water/juices stain everything. Even after cooking your fingers and tongue turn bright red. I was eating loads of it the other day and it actually turns your wee pink. For a moment I wondered if I was menstruating, then I realised it was due to excessive beetroot consumption. Once did same thing. Had loads of the stuff, following morning I took a p!ss and thought I was dying.
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Lanzo-Ad  Lanzarote 14 Jun 21 9.38am |
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Over fried onions make me fart like a trooper, and the smell!
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ASCPFC  Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 14 Jun 21 11.50am |
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Fatness is a terrible side effect, which gets harder to control each year.
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