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|  Mapletree  Croydon 30 Nov 23 10.59pm |    | 
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| Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger 
 You'd have to train them, I guess. I have woken up next to a couple of dogs over the years. The lighting in nightclubs isn't always that bright. Ever had a Great Dane? 
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|    Hrolf The Ganger  30 Nov 23 11.05pm |    | 
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| Originally posted by Mapletree 
 Ever had a Great Dane? Are you OK? 
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|  Stirlingsays  30 Nov 23 11.10pm |      | 
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| Originally posted by Mapletree 
 Ever had a Great Dane? No, but I had an average Swede once. 
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|  Mapletree  Croydon 30 Nov 23 11.11pm |    | 
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| Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger 
 Are you OK? Miles better than that. More like an expert 
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|  Mapletree  Croydon 30 Nov 23 11.13pm |    | 
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| Originally posted by Stirlingsays 
 No, but I had an average Swede once. Did you Finnish? 
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|  Stirlingsays  30 Nov 23 11.23pm |      | 
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| Originally posted by Mapletree 
 Did you Finnish? 
 Unfortunately yes, I was Russian it. 
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|  Mapletree  Croydon 30 Nov 23 11.32pm |    | 
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| That’s Norway to treat a lady. Especially a Faroes Edited by Mapletree (30 Nov 2023 11.43pm) 
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|  Stirlingsays  01 Dec 23 12.35am |      | 
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| Originally posted by Mapletree 
 That’s Norway to treat a lady. Especially a Faroes Edited by Mapletree (30 Nov 2023 11.43pm) Well, I was Hungary for more and Iran her the next day but she'd decided I was a Turkey. 
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|  cryrst  The garden of England 01 Dec 23 5.14am |    | 
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| Originally posted by Mapletree 
 You tell me, it appears to be what is on your mind. Not sure how they would swing from the chandeliers in any case. Come off it maple you shagged a few in your yout surely  
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|  Mapletree  Croydon 01 Dec 23 8.22am |    | 
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| Originally posted by cryrst 
 Come off it maple you shagged a few in your yout surely  I shagged many. Every one was a goddess. And I’m not talking Anubis. 
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|    Hrolf The Ganger  01 Dec 23 8.57am |    | 
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| I'm glad I went to bed.  
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