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Gossip Among Players on International Duty


Palace Old Geezer Flag Midhurst 08 Sep 23 11.42am

I'd love to hear some of the chatter that goes on between players from different clubs when they are together for Internationals.

Does Guehi say to Gallagher 'You should come back to Palace old chum, we're going to be better than Chelsea this season'.

Do all the others try to persuade Eze to join their club because they all think he's a superstar in the making.

I wonder if Pickford says to Johnstone 'I wish I'd had an opportunity to join Palace instead of that Henderson fella because Everton is the pits'.

OK, I'm having a frivolous few moments but, anyone got any thoughts about who might say what to whom?

 


Dad and I watched games standing on the muddy slope of the Holmesdale Road end. He cheered and I rattled.

eagleman13 Flag On The Road To Hell & Alicante 08 Sep 23 12.12pm

Guehi to Maguire

"Feck me, if ive gotta play next to you, im going off injured"

 


This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 08 Sep 23 12.48pm

I presume they talk about their latest car.

 


Red and Blue Army!

JRW2 Flag Dulwich 08 Sep 23 3.29pm

Originally posted by eagleman13

Guehi to Maguire

"Feck me, if ive gotta play next to you, im going off injured"

Very good.

 

Dan Theolmesdaleroad Flag Up north 08 Sep 23 6.17pm

Jordan Henderson to everyone:

"You want to come and play where I am! I'm telling you, it's unbelievable! You'll get 10 times the mon...err...10 times as...as many...opportunities to, like...help...grow the game and...and all that. Y'know, like...with coaching and...stuff. Oh, and you can be like a...y'know...a force for, like...good or change or whatever. And the weather's nice. Really nice. And no, I've told you before, it's pronounced 'et-ti-fak'. How many more times!"

 

YT Flag Oxford 08 Sep 23 6.47pm

I doubt there's a great deal of intelligent conversation, but probably a lot of sharing of risqué photos of their 'bitches'.

 


Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

Palace Old Geezer Flag Midhurst 08 Sep 23 6.53pm

Jude Bellingham: 'Tell you what lads, those German girls are nothing compared with the Spanish, you should see what they can do with their castanets'.

 


Dad and I watched games standing on the muddy slope of the Holmesdale Road end. He cheered and I rattled.

kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 08 Sep 23 8.13pm

Originally posted by Palace Old Geezer

Jude Bellingham: 'Tell you what lads, those German girls are nothing compared with the Spanish, you should see what they can do with their castanets'.

POG, tell me without telling me, you're from the Benny Hill, carry on, confessions of ..time of growing up.

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 08 Sep 23 8.14pm

forgot ' nurse!'

Edited by kingdowieonthewall (08 Sep 2023 8.14pm)

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

Palace Old Geezer Flag Midhurst 08 Sep 23 8.30pm

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

POG, tell me without telling me, you're from the Benny Hill, carry on, confessions of ..time of growing up.

Quite so old chap.

 


Dad and I watched games standing on the muddy slope of the Holmesdale Road end. He cheered and I rattled.

dreamwaverider Flag London 08 Sep 23 11.18pm

The Middle East

 

Dubai Eagle Flag 09 Sep 23 6.53am

Indeed, I would imagine there's quite a lot of interest in "whats it really like to live there", standard of the game, contract arrangement's etc etc

Originally posted by dreamwaverider

The Middle East

 

PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 10 Sep 23 5.32pm

i heard that 'Old Purple Nose' always used the International Break to tap up younger talent. "hey buddy, you don't wanna be at Selhurst, come to Old Trafford". Typical psychopath.

 


Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford

Badger11 Flag Beckenham 10 Sep 23 6.03pm

Originally posted by ASCPFC

I presume they talk about their latest car.

Is probably the correct answer along with "I've seen your FIFA Playstation character it looks nothing like you but plays much better and ave you heard about youknowwho it will be in the papers next week, silly boy.".

 


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