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 Can I have fries with that please  
 5-0 We beat the scum 5-0  | 
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 Do I not like orange? 
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 How much for a reach around??  
 It was my dream to play for Palace and to make my debut. I've always played for the club so if I'm playing here, I wouldn't want to be anywhere else. - John Bostock (Nov 2007)  | 
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 The blocked toilet is this way mate 
 The mountains are calling & I must go.  | 
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 That's the autopsy finished. Can you please dispose of this lower colon. 
 Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to.  | 
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 "Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps,please!" 
 Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts  | 
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 "but i was only parked here for 2 mins"  
 ARRIVED IN CARDIFF 8.30AM.....................................GOT DRUNK!  | 
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 I don't care if you are my dustman, i'm not giving you a Christams Bonus!!! 
 70 please mate 
 :p Over @ The BBS  | 
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 For the last time, I'm not buying any of your stupid double glazing!!! 
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 you need more polish on my boots boy .... 
 There's never a country in the world with the scent of an ENGLISH rose.....  | 
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 Quote Moose at 18 Aug 2003 10:52am
 
That's the autopsy finished. Can you please dispose of this lower colon. You are one sick mother, Moose!  
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 Can you make sure you push the paper all the way through the letterbox next time? or 2 programmes please mate. 
 Hopkin, looking to curl one........  | 
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