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rednblueblood 18 Sep 15 9.38pm
Drivers,avoid punctures by filling your tyres with concrete. The small increase in petroleum will be covered by the fact that you will never have to buy new tyres. In dog beers I’ve only had one.
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rednblueblood 18 Sep 15 9.38pm

Drivers,avoid punctures by filling your tyres with concrete. The small increase in petroleum will be covered by the fact that you will never have to buy new tyres.

In dog beers I’ve only had one.

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kayjaybee orpington 18 Sep 15 10.16pm
if you put smaller wheels on the front of your car and bigger ones on the back, in effect your car will be rolling downhill so you shouldn't ever need to put petrol in, admittedly reversing will be tricky
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orpington 18 Sep 15 10.16pm

if you put smaller wheels on the front of your car and bigger ones on the back, in effect your car will be rolling downhill so you shouldn't ever need to put petrol in, admittedly reversing will be tricky

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Qwijibo Bournemouth 20 Sep 15 7.22pm
Smoke crack.
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Bournemouth 20 Sep 15 7.22pm

Smoke crack.

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Red-Blue-Yellow Surrey 23 Sep 15 12.34pm
When in a Gay Bar, never ask if you can push someone's stool in. I also enjoy posting on: Love Everton Forum, the Acceptable Face of Scouse Football. [Link] twitter.com/LuvEvertonForum Come and give it a look, new members would be lovely. Come and JOIN. Or they'll nick your telly.
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When in a Gay Bar, never ask if you can push someone's stool in.

I also enjoy posting on: Love Everton Forum, the Acceptable Face of Scouse Football.
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Or they'll nick your telly.

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rednblueblood 03 Oct 15 5.40pm
Dog owners, when out with your pet and the call of nature happens, scoop their mess up and put it in a little plastic bag,and for that extra touch,hang it on a nearby tree or bush,decorating an already beautiful piece of fauna. In dog beers I’ve only had one.
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rednblueblood 03 Oct 15 5.40pm

Dog owners, when out with your pet and the call of nature happens, scoop their mess up and put it in a little plastic bag,and for that extra touch,hang it on a nearby tree or bush,decorating an already beautiful piece of fauna.

In dog beers I’ve only had one.

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Hoof Hearted 04 Oct 15 12.01pm
I have a "Top Tips" pen that I won by having 2 letters published in Viz in the 90's. They also gave me 2 years subscription and the Crap Jokes book. I've still got over 100 Viz comics, some annuals and other Viz related tat (that my Mrs wants rid of LOL). I wish I had the original early Viz comics... they are worth a mint now. My little stash is probably quite valuable.
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Hoof Hearted 04 Oct 15 12.01pm

I have a "Top Tips" pen that I won by having 2 letters published in Viz in the 90's.

They also gave me 2 years subscription and the Crap Jokes book.

I've still got over 100 Viz comics, some annuals and other Viz related tat (that my Mrs wants rid of LOL).

I wish I had the original early Viz comics... they are worth a mint now.

My little stash is probably quite valuable.

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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 04 Oct 15 12.06pm
Quote Hoof Hearted at 04 Oct 2015 12.01pm I have a "Top Tips" pen that I won by having 2 letters published in Viz in the 90's. They also gave me 2 years subscription and the Crap Jokes book. I've still got over 100 Viz comics, some annuals and other Viz related tat (that my Mrs wants rid of LOL). I wish I had the original early Viz comics... they are worth a mint now. My little stash is probably quite valuable. This explains a lot unc. Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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Sussex, ex-Cronx. 04 Oct 15 12.06pm

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Quote Hoof Hearted at 04 Oct 2015 12.01pm

I have a "Top Tips" pen that I won by having 2 letters published in Viz in the 90's.

They also gave me 2 years subscription and the Crap Jokes book.

I've still got over 100 Viz comics, some annuals and other Viz related tat (that my Mrs wants rid of LOL).

I wish I had the original early Viz comics... they are worth a mint now.

My little stash is probably quite valuable.

This explains a lot unc.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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Hoof Hearted 04 Oct 15 12.11pm
Quote kingdowieonthewall at 04 Oct 2015 12.06pm Quote Hoof Hearted at 04 Oct 2015 12.01pm I have a "Top Tips" pen that I won by having 2 letters published in Viz in the 90's. They also gave me 2 years subscription and the Crap Jokes book. I've still got over 100 Viz comics, some annuals and other Viz related tat (that my Mrs wants rid of LOL). I wish I had the original early Viz comics... they are worth a mint now. My little stash is probably quite valuable. This explains a lot unc. I know Bob...........
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Hoof Hearted 04 Oct 15 12.11pm

Quote kingdowieonthewall at 04 Oct 2015 12.06pm

Quote Hoof Hearted at 04 Oct 2015 12.01pm

I have a "Top Tips" pen that I won by having 2 letters published in Viz in the 90's.

They also gave me 2 years subscription and the Crap Jokes book.

I've still got over 100 Viz comics, some annuals and other Viz related tat (that my Mrs wants rid of LOL).

I wish I had the original early Viz comics... they are worth a mint now.

My little stash is probably quite valuable.

This explains a lot unc.

I know Bob...........

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Plane Bromley 04 Oct 15 12.14pm
Never wipe your ar$e with a broken bottle!
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Bromley 04 Oct 15 12.14pm

Never wipe your ar$e with a broken bottle!

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Red-Blue-Yellow Surrey 05 Oct 15 7.14pm
To keep your toilet spotlessly clean without using chemicals harmful to the environment, simply put clingfilm over it. Saving the planet one step at a time. I also enjoy posting on: Love Everton Forum, the Acceptable Face of Scouse Football. [Link] twitter.com/LuvEvertonForum Come and give it a look, new members would be lovely. Come and JOIN. Or they'll nick your telly.
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Red-Blue-Yellow

Surrey 05 Oct 15 7.14pm

To keep your toilet spotlessly clean without using chemicals harmful to the environment, simply put clingfilm over it.

Saving the planet one step at a time.

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Red-Blue-Yellow Surrey 05 Oct 15 7.16pm
Porridge is not a contraceptive. I also enjoy posting on: Love Everton Forum, the Acceptable Face of Scouse Football. [Link] twitter.com/LuvEvertonForum Come and give it a look, new members would be lovely. Come and JOIN. Or they'll nick your telly.
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Red-Blue-Yellow

Surrey 05 Oct 15 7.16pm

Porridge is not a contraceptive.

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lankygit Lincoln 05 Oct 15 9.18pm
Make people think you own a parrot by applying bird droppings to one side of your jacket. Is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? [Link]
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Lincoln 05 Oct 15 9.18pm

Make people think you own a parrot by applying bird droppings to one side of your jacket.

Is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? [Link]

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