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Celebrities that you wouldn't leave your kids with
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 matt_himself  Matataland 02 Oct 15 9.43pm |
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Tonight in the pub after work a story flashed up with Sting in it and looking at him as he appears now, I immediately thought that I wouldn't leave my kids with him, judging him solely as he looked and talked. Now there is obviously no evidence at all that Sting would harm children, in fact there is significant evidence that he is positive force for life in this hitherto cruel World and nurtures life. He has certainly made the World a better place with his take on reggae, producing such memorable tracks as 'Roxanne', based upon his interaction with a prostitute, and 'Walking on the Moon', which is about him and his band walking on the moon. However, using purely judgement based upon looks, which has served mankind so well up until a few years ago when we were told 'to respect everyone', if I didn't know that Sting was a global megastar who nurtured life, I wouldn't leave my kids with him. Therefore, I ask you, based purely on perception, which celebrity would you not leave your kids with?
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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Y Ddraig Goch  In The Crowd 02 Oct 15 9.49pm |
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Pete Beale
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| OllieMaidstoneEagle Maidstone, Kent 02 Oct 15 9.50pm |
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Matt that batsard has been harming my ears for years! Never trust a man that calls himself "Sting"! Ollie's Sting-hating-Dad,Ash.
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| Jamesrichards8 02 Oct 15 9.53pm |
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Stevie wonder. He'd lose em.
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| Red-Blue-Yellow Surrey 02 Oct 15 11.05pm |
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Piers Morgan
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Bubbs  Edinburgh 03 Oct 15 4.09am |
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George Osbourne Seriously: if you were casting for a film about psychotic human eating aliens who have disguised themselves in vaguely human form, half the cabinet would be perfect - no make up needed.
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| lankygit Lincoln 03 Oct 15 4.29am |
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Ronnie Pickering
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| gambler Kent 03 Oct 15 8.07am |
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Quote lankygit at 03 Oct 2015 4.29am
Ronnie Pickering
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| Apollofuzz On the edge of reason 03 Oct 15 10.15am |
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Morrisey
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| Hoof Hearted 03 Oct 15 10.41am | |
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Ed Balls These people are complete fcukwits and/or corrupt. I wouldn't leave a hamster with them.
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| leggedstruggle Croydon 03 Oct 15 10.47am |
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Anand Choudhary, and most other people with beards.
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| matt_himself Matataland 03 Oct 15 10.57am |
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Quote Red-Blue-Yellow at 02 Oct 2015 11.05pm
Piers Morgan
You would be paying for therapy well into their twenties as a result.
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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