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moylerg Flag Cofton Hackett, Worcestershire 13 Jan 16 12.24pm Send a Private Message to moylerg Add moylerg as a friend

Suggestions are Jerusalem, Land of Hope and Glory, theme from Eastenders, Smack my Bitch Up (thanks Cucking) and Knees Up Mother Brown (gusset) and The Archers theme...

What would you choose?

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Edited by moylerg (13 Jan 2016 12.30pm)

 

Most certainly not European.

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Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 13 Jan 16 12.27pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Land of Hope and Glory or Smack My Bitch Up.

Not fussed.

 

Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham
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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 13 Jan 16 12.27pm

Blake's Jerusalem for me.
Either that or Knees up Mother Brown

 
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Part Time James Flag 13 Jan 16 12.29pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Nothing says England like Peter Andre and Jordan's rendition of A Whole New World. Second choice would be Land of Hope and Glory as performed by Rik Mayall in Bottom.

 
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mr. apollo Flag Somewhere in Switzerland 13 Jan 16 12.30pm Send a Private Message to mr. apollo Add mr. apollo as a friend

Swing Low - with the actions

 


Glad

All

Over
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dannyh Flag wherever I lay my hat....... 13 Jan 16 12.36pm Send a Private Message to dannyh Add dannyh as a friend

Vindaloo

 

"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"
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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 13 Jan 16 12.38pm

England Made Me by Black Box Recorder or God Save the Queen by the Pistols.

 

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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7@burnley79 Flag Battersea 13 Jan 16 12.48pm Send a Private Message to 7@burnley79 Add 7@burnley79 as a friend

how about "we're fucxed and we know we are."
or we can see you sneaking in...
or even the soon to be number now hit 2020
We can see us sneaking out

 
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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 13 Jan 16 12.52pm

Quote jamiemartin721 at 13 Jan 2016 12.38pm

England Made Me by Black Box Recorder or God Save the Queen by the Pistols.


Child Psychology would be betterer.

 
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Part Time James Flag 13 Jan 16 12.54pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

How about this:

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium!
Other countries have inferior potassium.
Kazakhstan home of the tinshein swimming pool
It's length thirty metre and width six metre.
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It removes 80 percent of human solid waste.
Kazakhstan,
Kazakhstan,
You very nice place,
From plains of tarashenk to northern fence of jewtown.
Kazakhstan,
Friend of all except Uzbekistan,
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan,
Industry best in the world,
We invented toffee and the trouser belt.
Kazakhstan,
prostitutes cleanest in the region,
Except of course for Turkmenistan's. Kazakhstan,
Kazakhstan,
You very nice place,
From plains of tarashenk to northern fence of jewtown.
Come grasp the mighty p**** of our leader,
From juction with testes to tip of its face.

Edited by Part Time James (13 Jan 2016 12.54pm)

 
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moylerg Flag Cofton Hackett, Worcestershire 13 Jan 16 12.55pm Send a Private Message to moylerg Add moylerg as a friend

Quote Part Time James at 13 Jan 2016 12.54pm

How about this:

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium!
Other countries have inferior potassium.
Kazakhstan home of the tinshein swimming pool
It's length thirty metre and width six metre.
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It removes 80 percent of human solid waste.
Kazakhstan,
Kazakhstan,
You very nice place,
From plains of tarashenk to northern fence of jewtown.
Kazakhstan,
Friend of all except Uzbekistan,
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan,
Industry best in the world,
We invented toffee and the trouser belt.
Kazakhstan,
prostitutes cleanest in the region,
Except of course for Turkmenistan's. Kazakhstan,
Kazakhstan,
You very nice place,
From plains of tarashenk to northern fence of jewtown.
Come grasp the mighty p**** of our leader,
From juction with testes to tip of its face.

Edited by Part Time James (13 Jan 2016 12.54pm)

I challenge you to now edit an English version

 

Most certainly not European.

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Part Time James Flag 13 Jan 16 12.57pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Quote moylerg at 13 Jan 2016 12.55pm

Quote Part Time James at 13 Jan 2016 12.54pm

How about this:

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium!
Other countries have inferior potassium.
Kazakhstan home of the tinshein swimming pool
It's length thirty metre and width six metre.
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It removes 80 percent of human solid waste.
Kazakhstan,
Kazakhstan,
You very nice place,
From plains of tarashenk to northern fence of jewtown.
Kazakhstan,
Friend of all except Uzbekistan,
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan,
Industry best in the world,
We invented toffee and the trouser belt.
Kazakhstan,
prostitutes cleanest in the region,
Except of course for Turkmenistan's. Kazakhstan,
Kazakhstan,
You very nice place,
From plains of tarashenk to northern fence of jewtown.
Come grasp the mighty p**** of our leader,
From juction with testes to tip of its face.

Edited by Part Time James (13 Jan 2016 12.54pm)

I challenge you to now edit an English version

With all English related things? Give me a minute. Although I am going to try to dodge politics or this thread could go in a direction it wasn't meant to.

 
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