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Just because they've got the painters in, they can go home. Whatever next ? I can just see my boss letting me leave nearly next Friday just because I've got a bit of a belly ache (I want to go to Reading really) !
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As long as they: a) provide some kind of photographic evidence
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Originally posted by martin2412
Just because they've got the painters in, they can go home. Whatever next ? I can just see my boss letting me leave nearly next Friday just because I've got a bit of a belly ache (I want to go to Reading really) ! Flexi-time, rather than time off. Cunning plan, get the psychobitches to stay home when they're at their most unbalanced, and then get them to make up the time when they're in peak performance mode.
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Flexi time would definitely address my second point. Do many women want their whole office knowing EXACTLY when they are on? In our office we just give each other a knowing nod when we see a female colleague scuttle off to the lavs with her handbag, but taking a week off is a lot less subtle.
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
Flexi-time, rather than time off. Cunning plan, get the psychobitches to stay home when they're at their most unbalanced, and then get them to make up the time when they're in peak performance mode. Unless she works in accounts, then I think you'll find that she gets the money in quicker when she's got the hump a bit. Also, just think how well the kids are behaved when a teacher on blob is in control !
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If women are going onto the frontline in the army would this be the best or worst time for them to be put on sniper duty?
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Originally posted by johnno42000
If women are going onto the frontline in the army would this be the best or worst time for them to be put on sniper duty? You need to be quite relaxed and controlled as a sniper, so I would suggest a female sniper ought to take time out. However, if she was actually going into any form of melee combat then it'd be sensible to utilise the rage.
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Originally posted by Part Time James
You need to be quite relaxed and controlled as a sniper, so I would suggest a female sniper ought to take time out. However, if she was actually going into any form of melee combat then it'd be sensible to utilise the rage. Good point. Have to point her in the right direction though as any man could become a target.
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we should have the option, therefore, to have some time off if we are going through a 'fallow spell' for a spot of 'relaxing in a gentlemans way'.
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Originally posted by matt_himself
we should have the option, therefore, to have some time off if we are going through a 'fallow spell' for a spot of 'relaxing in a gentlemans way'. +1 in favour of W**k Week
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Originally posted by Part Time James
+1 in favour of W**k Week Masturbation Month. Be ambitious.
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