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 Cannonball  High in the Ozarks. 18 Jun 16 9.09pm |
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COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Appleby almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the county of Cumbria? And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
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leifandersonshair  Newport 18 Jun 16 9.19pm |
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blah blah blah illegal immigrants blah blah blah. Add in something about cows affecting house prices and you're got a lead editorial for the Daily Mail! And besides, we'd need to find them to give them a cow. And then people would be moaning about the government giving immigrants free cows, and why don't I have a free cow? Easy solution- 1 free cow (or magic beans, if you choose) to everyone in the country right now. Not just UK citizens, anyone- tourists, immigrants, everyone. Then shift to a cow based economy. Everyone has 1 cow, so you're all at the same starting point. Stand for election as the Free United Kingdom Cow party. I'd vote for that!
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Tom-the-eagle  Croydon 18 Jun 16 9.19pm |
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Originally posted by Cannonball
COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Appleby almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the county of Cumbria? And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. It's a moo point
"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit |
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| nickgusset Shizzlehurst 18 Jun 16 9.26pm |
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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
It's a moo point I thought it was udderly ridiculous and people will milk it by churning out crap puns
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| Tom-the-eagle Croydon 18 Jun 16 9.30pm |
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Originally posted by nickgusset
I thought it was udderly ridiculous and people will milk it by churning out crap puns
"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit |
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| nickgusset Shizzlehurst 18 Jun 16 9.31pm |
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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
I bet that took a lot of heffert.
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| Tom-the-eagle Croydon 18 Jun 16 9.35pm |
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Originally posted by nickgusset
I bet that took a lot of heffert.
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| Qwijibo Bournemouth 18 Jun 16 10.32pm |
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Originally posted by leifandersonshair
blah blah blah illegal immigrants blah blah blah. Add in something about cows affecting house prices and you're got a lead editorial for the Daily Mail! And besides, we'd need to find them to give them a cow. And then people would be moaning about the government giving immigrants free cows, and why don't I have a free cow? Easy solution- 1 free cow (or magic beans, if you choose) to everyone in the country right now. Not just UK citizens, anyone- tourists, immigrants, everyone. Then shift to a cow based economy. Everyone has 1 cow, so you're all at the same starting point. Stand for election as the Free United Kingdom Cow party. I'd vote for that! And what happens when all these cows start farting?
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| rednblueblood 19 Jun 16 7.55am |
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Originally posted by Cannonball
COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Appleby almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the county of Cumbria? And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
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| Mr Palaceman 19 Jun 16 8.45am |
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Originally posted by Cannonball
COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Appleby almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the county of Cumbria? And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. What's your beef?
"You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead" Stan Laurel |
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 19 Jun 16 8.59am |
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Originally posted by leifandersonshair
blah blah blah illegal immigrants blah blah blah. Add in something about cows affecting house prices and you're got a lead editorial for the Daily Mail! And besides, we'd need to find them to give them a cow. And then people would be moaning about the government giving immigrants free cows, and why don't I have a free cow? Easy solution- 1 free cow (or magic beans, if you choose) to everyone in the country right now. Not just UK citizens, anyone- tourists, immigrants, everyone. Then shift to a cow based economy. Everyone has 1 cow, so you're all at the same starting point. Stand for election as the Free United Kingdom Cow party. I'd vote for that! Please do , and I shall pass this on to my journalist chums at the "Daily Mail" !!!!
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 Scucca Ely 19 Jun 16 9.23am |
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Originally posted by Qwijibo
And what happens when all these cows start farting? Easy. We give everyone a damn great balloon to attach to their arses. When full, it gets fed into the gas main and we've all got free gas. Stick solar panels on their backs and we've all got free electric too. Still trying to work out how we can turn their swishing tales into wind turbines..
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