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'Smuggled over £100,000 of gold in rectum'
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 matt_himself  Matataland 22 Sep 16 2.22pm |
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I like the judges name.
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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| Midlands Eagle 22 Sep 16 2.27pm |
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He was charged with "laundering the proceeds of crime" So I should hope
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| mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 22 Sep 16 2.34pm |
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"He had an unusual number of deposits" I bet he did. His deposits must have been very unconventional.
Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry. |
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| Canterbury Palace Whitstable 22 Sep 16 2.35pm |
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Sounds Au-fully painful.
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold... |
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| Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 22 Sep 16 3.07pm |
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The man with the golden bum
Lend me a Tenor 31 May to 3 June 2017 John McIntosh Arts Centre with Superfly in the chorus |
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| sickboy Deal or Croydon 22 Sep 16 3.23pm |
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talk about raising the bar
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 22 Sep 16 3.39pm |
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Originally posted by Superfly
The man with the golden bum Goldsphcinter... he's the man, the man with the gold in bum....
"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" |
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| blackpalacefan 22 Sep 16 3.50pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
Goldsphcinter... he's the man, the man with the gold in bum.... Goldfloater
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 Michaelawt85 Bexley 22 Sep 16 3.51pm |
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How on earth did he swallow it , bit like people who swallow condoms full of drugs.. how.. I struggle with an aspirin and a glass of water
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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| blackpalacefan 22 Sep 16 4.13pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
How on earth did he swallow it , bit like people who swallow condoms full of drugs.. how.. I struggle with an aspirin and a glass of water You've not been sticking aspirins and glasses of water up your bum hole have you?
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| bubble wrap Carparks in South East London 22 Sep 16 4.27pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
How on earth did he swallow it , bit like people who swallow condoms full of drugs.. how.. I struggle with an aspirin and a glass of water Ha Ha he didnt swallow it he put it between his bum cheeks.
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 22 Sep 16 10.12pm |
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Originally posted by bubble wrap
Ha Ha he didnt swallow it he put it between his bum cheeks. Oh ok. My mistake
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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