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Charlton, for example. What has made you smile, whilst just purely observing ?
2005, on my way to a Beer Festival, nearly getting knocked over on a pedestrian crossing by a shlt (Aussie) cyclist.
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Wonderloaf roundabout. Bloke pulls up my inside to try to beat me out of the junction, edging ever further forward (making it hard for me to see) then spies a gap, flies out of the blocks to get in front of me, rams the passing car up the back. I then pootle past both cars with a stupid smug grin on my face
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And, of course, stories of bull fighters or "bull runners" getting gored by bulls. Always makes me laugh
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Brighton fans winding me up on an hourly basis that they were going up in 2013 to the expense of Palace only to have Wilf Zaha ram it down their throats. All the girls that rejected me at school have grown up to look like spotty mingers according to my Facebook stalking. Conversely, one girl who was always nice to me and quite flirty, but not great looking, has grown up to be quite fit. Good for her I say!
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Originally posted by npn
And, of course, stories of bull fighters or "bull runners" getting gored by bulls. Always makes me laugh On that basis, people dying whilst taking selfies in stupid places. Not sure if that's karma or just cleansing of the gene pool.
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I laughed at the plight of a colleague who had contracted Chlamydia from a one nighter with an absolute horror he pulled on Agenda. A week later I went to India and contracted the worst dose of the 'Mexican Screamers' I have ever had. I had never known or have never known anything like it since. Constant stomach cramps coupled with random and explosive bowel movements. I sat on the throne for 45 minutes and conducted circa 20 flushes.
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Brighton fans winding me up on an hourly basis that they were going up in 2013 to the expense of Palace only to have Wilf Zaha ram it down their throats. 4 years ago today. Edited by Beastie (17 Mar 2017 12.31pm)
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Typical of a Brighton fan to have a profile picture of a man with his top off.
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Not sure if this is karma. But what the heck. It was pretty silly.
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In Palace terms, has to be Hopkin in the last minute in 1997. Healed the wounds (as much as possible at least) that that Claridge's shin caused the year before...
"How can I remember to keep it all together when half the moon is taken away?" |
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No examples come to mind at the moment but I am a big believer in karma. If you go around dishing out s*** then don't complain when a ton of it gets dumped on you. And it's a sweet thing to behold I can tell you
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
No examples come to mind at the moment but I am a big believer in karma. If you go around dishing out s*** then don't complain when a ton of it gets dumped on you. And it's a sweet thing to behold I can tell you Unless you're into that sort of thing.
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