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Funniest story I have read in a long time Hands up. Who would??????
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Funniest story I have read in a long time Hands up. Who would?????? It’s not fair. For £8.50 per night she deserved something a bit special. She’s a mother, erm, how?
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Funniest story I have read in a long time Hands up. Who would?????? What's happened to her husband, has she eaten him?.
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Back in my drinking days I booked into a $500.00 a night hotel in Biscayne Bay, Miami. After waking up the following day & realising the price, I found a Hotel near Little Havana called The New Yorker?.
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Originally posted by Mapletree
p**** in v***** around time of ovulation can result in pregnancy
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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I feel a bit sorry for her as the journalist probably persuaded her that it was a human interest story that should be told in order to shame the hotel but in reality he knew that it would make a laughing stock of her and in answer to your question - not on your life
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On this occasion, Michaela, I have to say "wouldn't".
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I nominate 'elgrande'
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Picnic? You could probably hold the activity as well as the chocolate bar in there.
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£38? And the owner was right. She needs to go on a diet, although you can't do much about ugly.
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Originally posted by elgrande
What's happened to her husband, has she eaten him?. Last spotted trying to scale the crack of her arse to freedom.
"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'" |
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Brilliant comments
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