Every now and then Whatsapp conversations with an old friend of mine descend into childish word games involving football teams, players, managers etc and a whatever subject it happens to have been taken by, e.g. dog breeds, James Bond films, sweets. On this occasion it's crap. s***... Poo.
So I thought I'd come on here to not only share some of the best so far, but looks for some inspiration;

Jurgen Plopp
Tottenham Hot Turds or Trotsenam Hotspurts
Craprington Stanley

And my personal favourite Atoileto Bombardo (his one)

I invite you to join in.

Brighton & Hove Albion.

Liverpoo or Liverpoop

Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you.

Back in the day I used to call Wimbledon Wombledown, because they were the Wombles and they were going down.

Wet Spam seem to have signed a player called "Gissa Job".

Edited by chateauferret (28 Aug 2018 11.13pm)

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Liver-pool of smelly p1ss

Ruben Loftus-Bumcheek

Edited by Frickin Saweet (29 Aug 2018 9.30am)

Arsenal

Paua oouaarancì Irà chiyeah Ishé galé ma ba oo ah