Just seen Collier row's thread about E.L.O. Now I don't mind a bit of the "orchestra", but the one thing that sticks in my mind is them trying to rhyme When you need a shoulder to cry on with When you get so sick of trying, making trying sound like tryon.

Artistic licence is one thing, but sometimes they do take the pi*s.

Thin Lizzy Jailbreak- Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak, somewhere in this town. My guess would be at the jail Phil.

I'm sure there a loads, but won't hog them all.
What are your favourites/most hated?

i love paul weller but the lyrics from 'billy hunt' -

remember the first day at my job
I didn't get on too well with the foreman, Bob
Do this, do that, don't even stop for a cough
He used to be a sergeant in the R.A.F.

rhyming COUGH with RAF , always makes me laugh

interviewer " iggy , do you think you influenced anybody?"
iggy pop " I think I wiped out the 60`S "

Club Tropicana doesn't get much worse

I'm a Pepper your a Pepper He's a Pepper She's a Pepper wouldn't you like to be a Pepper!

Oh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news.

Let the sky fall,
When it crumbles ... no, no, no, no,no, NOH!

The Bond lot have enough wonga, couldn't one of them have called Bernie Taupin.

Utter 'bles'!

Fill in a circular home with a bed that's square
But don't sit down cos i've moved your chair

Paua oouaarancì Irà chiyeah Ishé galé ma ba oo ah