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ex hibitionist Hastings 10 Aug 24 7.42pm
...which city would you choose. I refer of course to rhyming slang for mammaries, with apologies to female posters (and moderaters) for any perceived sexism. I was just wondering why Bristol was chosen, but there is a certain assonance and alliteration and the 'city' suffix is memorable because it differentiates with rovers. So reference to 'Cardiffs' or 'Oxfords' would not work. Chesters is too literal and they're not in the league atm, Manchesters is too much of a mouthful (no pun intended), Lincolns isn't bad although people might think of cars, personally if I couldn't use Bristols, for whatever reason, that's not important. I'd go for Bradfords. I'd be most interested in other people's choices. Don't worry chaps, only a week to go.

ex hibitionist

Hastings 10 Aug 24 7.42pm

...which city would you choose. I refer of course to rhyming slang for mammaries, with apologies to female posters (and moderaters) for any perceived sexism. I was just wondering why Bristol was chosen, but there is a certain assonance and alliteration and the 'city' suffix is memorable because it differentiates with rovers. So reference to 'Cardiffs' or 'Oxfords' would not work. Chesters is too literal and they're not in the league atm, Manchesters is too much of a mouthful (no pun intended), Lincolns isn't bad although people might think of cars, personally if I couldn't use Bristols, for whatever reason, that's not important. I'd go for Bradfords. I'd be most interested in other people's choices. Don't worry chaps, only a week to go.

Stirlingsays 10 Aug 24 7.46pm
Originally posted by ex hibitionist ...which city would you choose. I refer of course to rhyming slang for mammaries, with apologies to female posters (and moderaters) for any perceived sexism. I was just wondering why Bristol was chosen, but there is a certain assonance and alliteration and the 'city' suffix is memorable because it differentiates with rovers. So reference to 'Cardiffs' or 'Oxfords' would not work. Chesters is too literal and they're not in the league atm, Manchesters is too much of a mouthful (no pun intended), Lincolns isn't bad although people might think of cars, personally if I couldn't use Bristols, for whatever reason, that's not important. I'd go for Bradfords. I'd be most interested in other people's choices. Don't worry chaps, only a week to go. Well, it's certainly true that Bristol has its fair share of tits....they just aren't of the variety most of us would like to see. Edited by Stirlingsays (10 Aug 2024 7.46pm) 'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

Stirlingsays

10 Aug 24 7.46pm

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

Well, it's certainly true that Bristol has its fair share of tits....they just aren't of the variety most of us would like to see.

Edited by Stirlingsays (10 Aug 2024 7.46pm)

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 10 Aug 24 7.54pm
Originally posted by Stirlingsays Well, it's certainly true that Bristol has its fair share of tits....they just aren't of the variety most of us would like to see. Edited by Stirlingsays (10 Aug 2024 7.46pm) Spoken like a true ornithologist I disengage, I turn the page.

Forest Hillbilly

in a hidey-hole 10 Aug 24 7.54pm

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

Well, it's certainly true that Bristol has its fair share of tits....they just aren't of the variety most of us would like to see.

Edited by Stirlingsays (10 Aug 2024 7.46pm)

Spoken like a true ornithologist

I disengage, I turn the page.

Stirlingsays 10 Aug 24 7.55pm
Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly Spoken like a true ornithologist I've only seen blue ones in the winter. 'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

Stirlingsays

10 Aug 24 7.55pm

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

Spoken like a true ornithologist

I've only seen blue ones in the winter.

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

ex hibitionist Hastings 10 Aug 24 8.23pm
please don't tell us about the Great ones

ex hibitionist

Hastings 10 Aug 24 8.23pm

please don't tell us about the Great ones

Tim Gypsy Hill '64 Stoke sub normal 10 Aug 24 8.26pm
My neighbour has great tits... Systematically dragged down by the lawmakers

Tim Gypsy Hill '64

Stoke sub normal 10 Aug 24 8.26pm

My neighbour has great tits...

Systematically dragged down by the lawmakers

Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 10 Aug 24 8.41pm
Thr'pennies. Then we went all decimal I disengage, I turn the page.

Forest Hillbilly

in a hidey-hole 10 Aug 24 8.41pm

Thr'pennies.

Then we went all decimal

I disengage, I turn the page.

ex hibitionist Hastings 10 Aug 24 9.07pm
[quote=Tim Gypsy Hill '64;3892455] My neighbour has great tits... does she have a bath in her back garden?

ex hibitionist

Hastings 10 Aug 24 9.07pm

[quote=Tim Gypsy Hill '64;3892455]

My neighbour has great tits...

does she have a bath in her back garden?

YT Oxford 10 Aug 24 9.22pm
TRIVIA A soft p* film called 'See You Next Wednesday' features in 'An American Werewolf In London'. The generously-titted female in the p* movie is called 'Brenda Bristols'. Brenda Bristols was played by p* actress Linzi Drew, who is the mother of Tyger Drew-Honey. He played the eldest child in 'Outnumbered', and I believe his father was also a p* actor or perhaps a p*** film maker. Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

Oxford 10 Aug 24 9.22pm

TRIVIA

A soft p*** film called 'See You Next Wednesday' features in 'An American Werewolf In London'. The generously-titted female in the p*** movie is called 'Brenda Bristols'.

Brenda Bristols was played by p*** actress Linzi Drew, who is the mother of Tyger Drew-Honey. He played the eldest child in 'Outnumbered', and I believe his father was also a p*** actor or perhaps a p*** film maker.

Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

silvertop Portishead 11 Aug 24 5.03pm
Originally posted by YT TRIVIA A soft p* film called 'See You Next Wednesday' features in 'An American Werewolf In London'. The generously-titted female in the p* movie is called 'Brenda Bristols'. Brenda Bristols was played by p* actress Linzi Drew, who is the mother of Tyger Drew-Honey. He played the eldest child in 'Outnumbered', and I believe his father was also a p* actor or perhaps a p*** film maker. "Great movie" All those jokes lost on the Americans.

silvertop

Portishead 11 Aug 24 5.03pm

Originally posted by YT

TRIVIA

A soft p*** film called 'See You Next Wednesday' features in 'An American Werewolf In London'. The generously-titted female in the p*** movie is called 'Brenda Bristols'.

"Great movie"

All those jokes lost on the Americans.

YT Oxford 11 Aug 24 5.21pm
Originally posted by silvertop "Great movie" All those jokes lost on the Americans. One of my favourites. Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

Oxford 11 Aug 24 5.21pm

Originally posted by silvertop

"Great movie"

All those jokes lost on the Americans.

One of my favourites.

Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

orpingtoneagle Orpington 11 Aug 24 7.06pm
Ok allow me to be a bit of a nerd. Rymning slang (aka cockney rhyming slang,) was used by dockers and those linked to the docks along the Thames. The next biggest trading port for a time was Bristol hence Bristols as boats used to stop at one then the other.

orpingtoneagle

Orpington 11 Aug 24 7.06pm

Ok allow me to be a bit of a nerd.

Rymning slang (aka cockney rhyming slang,) was used by dockers and those linked to the docks along the Thames.

The next biggest trading port for a time was Bristol hence Bristols as boats used to stop at one then the other.

ex hibitionist Hastings 11 Aug 24 7.23pm
You have a twin ports explanation - interesting but it's obviously Bristol Citys. I made an error as OP citing 'Oxfords' who of course are a United. Should have written 'Swanseas' or even 'Birminghams'. Don't think 'Leicesters' works either. Watched Carry on Abroad on Freeview this morning. Barbara Windsor - what Coventrys!

ex hibitionist

Hastings 11 Aug 24 7.23pm

You have a twin ports explanation - interesting but it's obviously Bristol Citys. I made an error as OP citing 'Oxfords' who of course are a United. Should have written 'Swanseas' or even 'Birminghams'. Don't think 'Leicesters' works either. Watched Carry on Abroad on Freeview this morning. Barbara Windsor - what Coventrys!

silvertop Portishead 11 Aug 24 9.33pm
Originally posted by orpingtoneagle Ok allow me to be a bit of a nerd. Rymning slang (aka cockney rhyming slang,) was used by dockers and those linked to the docks along the Thames. The next biggest trading port for a time was Bristol hence Bristols as boats used to stop at one then the other. Wot? no! Bristol City = ti...

silvertop

Portishead 11 Aug 24 9.33pm

Originally posted by orpingtoneagle

Ok allow me to be a bit of a nerd.

Rymning slang (aka cockney rhyming slang,) was used by dockers and those linked to the docks along the Thames.

The next biggest trading port for a time was Bristol hence Bristols as boats used to stop at one then the other.

Wot? no!

Bristol City = ti...

Tim Gypsy Hill '64 Stoke sub normal 11 Aug 24 9.53pm
Originally posted by ex hibitionist does she have a bath in her back garden? Yes. It's lovely to watch those great tits getting a clean up after noshing her husband's fat balls. Systematically dragged down by the lawmakers

Tim Gypsy Hill '64

Stoke sub normal 11 Aug 24 9.53pm

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

does she have a bath in her back garden?

Yes. It's lovely to watch those great tits getting a clean up after noshing her husband's fat balls.

Systematically dragged down by the lawmakers

YT Oxford 11 Aug 24 10.24pm
Originally posted by ex hibitionist You have a twin ports explanation - interesting but it's obviously Bristol Citys. I made an error as OP citing 'Oxfords' who of course are a United. Should have written 'Swanseas' or even 'Birminghams'. Don't think 'Leicesters' works either. Watched Carry on Abroad on Freeview this morning. Barbara Windsor - what Coventrys! Classic! Stuart Farquhar (Kenneth Williams): My name is Stuart Farquhar, the representative of Wundatours. Pepe (Peter Butterworth): Stupid what? Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

Oxford 11 Aug 24 10.24pm

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

You have a twin ports explanation - interesting but it's obviously Bristol Citys. I made an error as OP citing 'Oxfords' who of course are a United. Should have written 'Swanseas' or even 'Birminghams'. Don't think 'Leicesters' works either. Watched Carry on Abroad on Freeview this morning. Barbara Windsor - what Coventrys!

Classic!

Stuart Farquhar (Kenneth Williams): My name is Stuart Farquhar, the representative of Wundatours.
Pepe (Peter Butterworth): Stupid what?

Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

palace_in_frogland In a broken dream 12 Aug 24 10.17am
[quote=Tim Gypsy Hill '64;3892752] Yes. It's lovely to watch those great tits getting a clean up after noshing her husband's fat balls. Excellent work sir.

palace_in_frogland

In a broken dream 12 Aug 24 10.17am

[quote=Tim Gypsy Hill '64;3892752]

Yes. It's lovely to watch those great tits getting a clean up after noshing her husband's fat balls.

Excellent work sir.

ex hibitionist Hastings 12 Aug 24 11.09am
[quote=Tim Gypsy Hill '64;3892752] Yes. It's lovely to watch those great tits getting a clean up after noshing her husband's fat balls. which reminds me it's a 'Sherman' all day long and never a 'Tommy'.

ex hibitionist

Hastings 12 Aug 24 11.09am

[quote=Tim Gypsy Hill '64;3892752]

Yes. It's lovely to watch those great tits getting a clean up after noshing her husband's fat balls.

which reminds me it's a 'Sherman' all day long and never a 'Tommy'.

Tim Gypsy Hill '64 Stoke sub normal 13 Aug 24 12.52am
Originally posted by palace_in_frogland Excellent work sir. Why, thank you kind sir. Systematically dragged down by the lawmakers

Tim Gypsy Hill '64

Stoke sub normal 13 Aug 24 12.52am

Originally posted by palace_in_frogland

Excellent work sir.

Why, thank you kind sir.

Systematically dragged down by the lawmakers

Tim Gypsy Hill '64 Stoke sub normal 13 Aug 24 12.54am
Originally posted by ex hibitionist which reminds me it's a 'Sherman' all day long and never a 'Tommy'. Well, mainly. But sometimes it absolutely must be a Tommy Systematically dragged down by the lawmakers

Tim Gypsy Hill '64

Stoke sub normal 13 Aug 24 12.54am

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

which reminds me it's a 'Sherman' all day long and never a 'Tommy'.

Well, mainly. But sometimes it absolutely must be a Tommy

Systematically dragged down by the lawmakers

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