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reborn 23 Jan 06 10.51am

May I be the first to offer my condolences to Horsham Eagle on his sad loss.

he finally gets a girlfriend and then gives her bad directions, so she dies in the Thamse despite the best efforts of the emergency services to see her to open sea.

RIP.

 


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A_JsShorts 23 Jan 06 10.56am

Quote reborn at 23 Jan 2006 10:51am

May I be the first to offer my condolences to Horsham Eagle on his sad loss.

he finally gets a girlfriend and then gives her bad directions, so she dies in the Thamse despite the best efforts of the emergency services to see her to open sea.

RIP.

I just found that bit hilarious, let alone the rest


 

i h8 steve bruce Flag 23 Jan 06 10.57am

Sorry to hear it Horsham!

My thoughts go out to you and your family at this horrific time. If your looking for someone to blame blame the slow reaction of the emergency services who took 2 days to help her to attempt the rescue operation

RIP

 

Blue'n'red Flag Field of Chels (Orpington) 23 Jan 06 10.58am

The death of the whale is sad ... but the joke was funny!

NB I don't actually know Horsham ... but I like banter!

 


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Farawayeagle Flag Sydney 23 Jan 06 11.03am

Horsham was spotted sitting on the dock singing "whale meat again. Don't know where. Don't know when -- but I know ........"

 


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Anerley-Fried-Eagle Flag Fake Beckenham actually 23 Jan 06 11.04am

 


RIP ENGLISH FOOTBALL 24/6/14

MissHolmesforever Flag Wishing you were somehow here agai... 23 Jan 06 11.07am

I like it!

 


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NEILLO Flag Shoreham-by-Sea 23 Jan 06 11.12am

And blubbering his eyes out apparently...

Quote Farawayeagle at 23 Jan 2006 11:03am

Horsham was spotted sitting on the dock singing "whale meat again. Don't know where. Don't know when -- but I know ........"


 


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reborn 23 Jan 06 11.14am

LMFAO

Quote Farawayeagle at 23 Jan 2006 11:03am

Horsham was spotted sitting on the dock singing "whale meat again. Don't know where. Don't know when -- but I know ........"


 


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A_JsShorts 23 Jan 06 11.16am

Quote NEILLO at 23 Jan 2006 11:12am

And blubbering his eyes out apparently...

Quote Farawayeagle at 23 Jan 2006 11:03am

Horsham was spotted sitting on the dock singing "whale meat again. Don't know where. Don't know when -- but I know ........"



 

cupid stunt Flag 23 Jan 06 11.36am

poor sod felt like a bit of a plankton

 


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Kaliber Flag Milano 23 Jan 06 11.41am

Cod bless her soul, I'm sure the emergency services didnt leave it late on porpoise.

 


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reborn 23 Jan 06 11.45am

If only he'd sent her to another plaice, she might still be alive.

 


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Farawayeagle Flag Sydney 23 Jan 06 11.49am

Breaking News on CNN is now reporting there may be something fishy about her death.

 


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reborn 23 Jan 06 11.53am

Personally when I heard he had a girlfriend I thought it was an old fishwifes tale..

 


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cupid stunt Flag 23 Jan 06 11.55am

the whale apparently took some comfort from the support, especially the orca-stra

 


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NEILLO Flag Shoreham-by-Sea 23 Jan 06 12.03pm

Orcastra ?

I heard they just played cd's by Bob Marley and The Whalers.

Now...where's that coat....

Quote cupid stunt at 23 Jan 2006 11:55am

the whale apparently took some comfort from the support, especially the orca-stra


 


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reborn 23 Jan 06 12.07pm

Apparently he was pissed off coz she didnt give him a hump.

 


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cupid stunt Flag 23 Jan 06 12.08pm

apparently there was a bit of a party under the sea under a huge piece of cardboard, the whale turned up for a bit of a dance with a sardine. it was all a bit big fish little fish cardboard box for my liking though

 


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reborn 23 Jan 06 12.12pm

Looking forward to Horsham logging on

 


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