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RIP Mrs Horsham
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reborn 23 Jan 06 10.51am |
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May I be the first to offer my condolences to Horsham Eagle on his sad loss.
he finally gets a girlfriend and then gives her bad directions, so she dies in the Thamse despite the best efforts of the emergency services to see her to open sea.
RIP.
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A_JsShorts 23 Jan 06 10.56am |
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Quote reborn at 23 Jan 2006 10:51am
May I be the first to offer my condolences to Horsham Eagle on his sad loss.
he finally gets a girlfriend and then gives her bad directions, so she dies in the Thamse despite the best efforts of the emergency services to see her to open sea.
RIP.
I just found that bit hilarious, let alone the rest 
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i h8 steve bruce 23 Jan 06 10.57am |
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Sorry to hear it Horsham! 
My thoughts go out to you and your family at this horrific time. If your looking for someone to blame blame the slow reaction of the emergency services who took 2 days to help her to attempt the rescue operation
RIP
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Blue'n'red Field of Chels (Orpington) 23 Jan 06 10.58am |
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The death of the whale is sad ... but the joke was funny!
NB I don't actually know Horsham ... but I like banter!
They say hard work never hurt anyone ... but why take a chance?
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Farawayeagle Sydney 23 Jan 06 11.03am |
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Horsham was spotted sitting on the dock singing "whale meat again. Don't know where. Don't know when -- but I know ........"
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Anerley-Fried-Eagle Fake Beckenham actually 23 Jan 06 11.04am |
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RIP ENGLISH FOOTBALL 24/6/14
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MissHolmesforever Wishing you were somehow here agai... 23 Jan 06 11.07am |
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I like it!
"Sociology shows us how little we actually know about life"-Michael Haralambos
"Where words fail, music speaks."
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NEILLO Shoreham-by-Sea 23 Jan 06 11.12am |
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And blubbering his eyes out apparently...
Quote Farawayeagle at 23 Jan 2006 11:03am
Horsham was spotted sitting on the dock singing "whale meat again. Don't know where. Don't know when -- but I know ........"
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reborn 23 Jan 06 11.14am |
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LMFAO
Quote Farawayeagle at 23 Jan 2006 11:03am
Horsham was spotted sitting on the dock singing "whale meat again. Don't know where. Don't know when -- but I know ........"
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A_JsShorts 23 Jan 06 11.16am |
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Quote NEILLO at 23 Jan 2006 11:12am
And blubbering his eyes out apparently...
Quote Farawayeagle at 23 Jan 2006 11:03am
Horsham was spotted sitting on the dock singing "whale meat again. Don't know where. Don't know when -- but I know ........"

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cupid stunt 23 Jan 06 11.36am |
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poor sod felt like a bit of a plankton
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Kaliber Milano 23 Jan 06 11.41am |
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Cod bless her soul, I'm sure the emergency services didnt leave it late on porpoise.
Enough of these mothafuckin' snakes on this mothafuckin' plane! ~Formerly Booze Eagle~
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reborn 23 Jan 06 11.45am |
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If only he'd sent her to another plaice, she might still be alive.
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Farawayeagle Sydney 23 Jan 06 11.49am |
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Breaking News on CNN is now reporting there may be something fishy about her death.
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reborn 23 Jan 06 11.53am |
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Personally when I heard he had a girlfriend I thought it was an old fishwifes tale..
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cupid stunt 23 Jan 06 11.55am |
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the whale apparently took some comfort from the support, especially the orca-stra
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NEILLO Shoreham-by-Sea 23 Jan 06 12.03pm |
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Orcastra ?
I heard they just played cd's by Bob Marley and The Whalers.
Now...where's that coat....
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the whale apparently took some comfort from the support, especially the orca-stra
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reborn 23 Jan 06 12.07pm |
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Apparently he was pissed off coz she didnt give him a hump.
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cupid stunt 23 Jan 06 12.08pm |
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apparently there was a bit of a party under the sea under a huge piece of cardboard, the whale turned up for a bit of a dance with a sardine. it was all a bit big fish little fish cardboard box for my liking though
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reborn 23 Jan 06 12.12pm |
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Looking forward to Horsham logging on 
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