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Piper Flag BROMLEY 01 Sep 11 1.11pm


Marriage Guidance!

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Kermit8 Flag Hevon 01 Sep 11 5.55pm Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

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Piper Flag BROMLEY 03 Sep 11 1.43pm


Insults from the past...


"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop.

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb

"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang.

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx

 
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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 03 Sep 11 1.57pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

"These jokes fall flat as a pancake" St. Piptrick

 

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Kermit8 Flag Hevon 03 Sep 11 3.53pm Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

An improvement though. No haranguing.

 

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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 03 Sep 11 4.08pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

If we don't harrangue, will they stop ?

 

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Piper Flag BROMLEY 03 Sep 11 4.53pm

Quote Forest Hillbilly at 03 Sep 2011 1.57pm

"These jokes fall flat as a pancake" St. Piptrick


I hope the day will come, when you will understand these sayings...

 
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Southampton_Eagle Flag At the after party 03 Sep 11 5.08pm Send a Private Message to Southampton_Eagle Add Southampton_Eagle as a friend

Quote Piper at 03 Sep 2011 1.43pm


Insults from the past...


"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop.

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb

"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang.

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx

Ain't that the truth so give it a rest huh?

 
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Piper Flag BROMLEY 03 Sep 11 5.45pm

Quote Southampton_Eagle at 03 Sep 2011 5.08pm

Quote Piper at 03 Sep 2011 1.43pm


Insults from the past...


"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop.

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb

"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang.

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx

Ain't that the truth so give it a rest huh?


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Yes, FH might be dull. I would not call him dull, - may be orientated in a different way!

 
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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 03 Sep 11 6.39pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

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Piper Flag BROMLEY 03 Sep 11 7.57pm

Quote Forest Hillbilly at 03 Sep 2011 6.39pm

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BRILLIANT! I always admire people who can laugh at themselves.

 
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St Patrick Flag Wimbledon 04 Sep 11 5.11pm Send a Private Message to St Patrick Add St Patrick as a friend

The Four Nuns.

Four nuns are killed in a car accident and arrive at the Pearly Gates.

They line up in front of St Peter.

The first nun says ‘St Peter, I once saw a man's p****. May I still enter?’
St Peter replies ‘Wash your eyes in this font of holy water and proceed.’

The second nun says ‘St Peter, I once touched a man's p****. May I still enter?’
St Peter replies ‘Wash your hands in this font of holy water and proceed.’

St Peter suddenly notices a scuffle between the last two nuns.

The fourth nun is trying to cut in front of the third nun.

‘What is going on?’ he asks the fourth nun.

‘I'm trying to go first so I can wash my mouth out, before she sticks her arse in the font.’

 
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