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 smudge17  29 Jul 14 12.00pm |
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What caused the airline to go bankrupt?
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| smudge17 29 Jul 14 12.00pm |
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
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| smudge17 29 Jul 14 12.00pm |
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Where do Floridians wash their clothes?
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| smudge17 29 Jul 14 12.00pm |
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What's a frog's favorite drink?
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| smudge17 29 Jul 14 12.01pm |
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What bone will a dog never eat?
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| smudge17 29 Jul 14 12.01pm |
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What does a wicked chicken lay?
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| smudge17 29 Jul 14 12.01pm |
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Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?
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| smudge17 29 Jul 14 12.01pm |
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What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him?
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| Horley Eagle Somewhere only I know 29 Jul 14 1.05pm |
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Slow day in the office Smudge?
Pinch me, I'm dreaming, but if it is don't let me know. |
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| Red-Blue-Yellow Surrey 29 Jul 14 2.03pm |
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It will be ironic, if a black Pope is ever elected, that he will be surrounded by men in white robes with pointy hats swinging crosses in front of him.
I also enjoy posting on: Love Everton Forum, the Acceptable Face of Scouse Football. |
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| Red-Blue-Yellow Surrey 29 Jul 14 2.15pm |
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A tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night.
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wollongongeagle  wollongong 30 Jul 14 1.00pm |
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The police had signs out looking for witnesses at the site of a hit and run. I didn't see anything, but it wouldn't surprise me if it was the same c*** who threw a tricycle under my car
We are the goon squad and we're going to town. Beep Beep! |
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