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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Originally posted by nickgusset
I'll tell my mate she has a s*** name. It's short for Alexandria In this case it's clearly one of those ridiculous sounding double barrelled first names and you know it. Not a perfectly good name which has been shortened so no need to tell your friend anything Lots of girls over the past 15 years or so have Mai stuck on the end of the first name. What's that all about.
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Originally posted by nickgusset
Lots of girls over the past 15 years or so have Mai stuck on the end of the first name. What's that all about. It's to let people know that if they'd like, they can get more than just a lap dance.
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This one's a belter.
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The world we deserve.
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Should have looked the hag in the eye, and said "if all that was on offer was you darling, I'd rather bum a bloke."
"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'" |
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Sexist jumpers. Que more offended parents
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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That is brilliant.
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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This has it all.
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
How about a non-ethnic middle class apologist coffee? That'd probably be a glass of guilt free water from a fair trade sink tap.
'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
This has it all. That's the motherload. As the arresting officer said to the Chippendale.
'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) |
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Some wonderful sad faced photo's on this one....
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