Spunkton

This is the Cock, the Spunkton Cock, ejaculating steadily, sensibly, never too fast, never too slow........

too far gone.. aint no way back

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I know you are but what am I?

Sheffield of Dreams

Wednesday fans come to terms with the fact that the only way they can achieve success is by standing in a cornfield and imagining it.

Drop Zone
Reality TV show charts the highs and lows of a manufactured boy band made up entirely of footballers who have just been relegated. This week, the band's manager Dave Bassett's face turns an angry and p*ssed shade of purple when newcomer Francis Jeffers f*cks around and makes a complete w*nker of himself in rehearsals

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

(nearly) 2 leagues under the premiership

Jules Speroni's reportage on Palace's near miss.

Franny Get Your Gun
The former Arsenal and Everton dicksplash Jeffers pulls the trigger on a .22 Magnum pointed directly at his relegated temple - and misses

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''