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 eagleeye  The dark side 20 May 08 11.32pm |
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What do you call an ignorant,arragant frenchman ??? Normal.
Politicaly incorrect..and I don't give a s**t Proud to be an Infidel....Can't wait for the next crusade !!! |
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Attachment: | eagleeye The dark side 20 May 08 11.33pm |
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Quote chollis at 20 May 2008 10:55am
A leper was playing cards with his mates. Eventually he threw his hand in.
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lanzarote ron  East Grinstead 21 May 08 12.06am |
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Another split his sides.
When you're dead you don't know you're dead. It is difficult only for the others. It's the same when you're stupid. |
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| mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 21 May 08 10.02am |
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What do you call a leper in the bath? Porridge
Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry. |
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Johnny Eagles  berlin 21 May 08 12.08pm |
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Quote Dazzling at 19 May 2008 12:36pm
Quote john_the_eagle at 18 May 2008 7:56pm
What do you call a Deer with no eyes? No idea.
Still no idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs, shagging another deer? Still no f*cking idea! Apologies if already done, too many pages to read through.
...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread... |
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 Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 21 May 08 12.18pm |
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Got stopped by the police. The officer said, 'would you blow into this bag, sir?'. I said 'why?' and he replied 'because my chips are too hot'.
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| Dazzling Sutton 21 May 08 12.41pm |
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What do you call a man walking through a pile of leaves? Russell.
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| p.p.palace gt.yarmouth 21 May 08 1.04pm |
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"Doctor Doctor, one day I think Im a wigwam, the next day a teepee" "Your problem is youre too tense"
There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who cant. |
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| Dazzling Sutton 21 May 08 1.30pm |
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What key opens a banana? A monkey.
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| lanzarote ron East Grinstead 21 May 08 1.32pm |
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Q.What succeeds A.A budgie with no teeth
When you're dead you don't know you're dead. It is difficult only for the others. It's the same when you're stupid. |
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| Dazzling Sutton 21 May 08 1.46pm |
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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? The same middle name.
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| eagleeye The dark side 21 May 08 2.03pm |
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What does the starship Enterprise and a toilet roll have in common ???
Politicaly incorrect..and I don't give a s**t Proud to be an Infidel....Can't wait for the next crusade !!! |
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