Are we on page 123 yet?

There's a site called rhyme zone that people like me with no imagination can use to come up with rhymes. Basically Benteke should be really easy because anything that ends in an 'ay' sound should work. Rhyme zone for instance comes up with soufflé - I challenge anyone to come up with a football song that uses soufflé - Benteke, Benteke he rises like a soufflé. Benteke Benteke he scores home and away.

Sorry, it's been a long hot day. Page 124 beckons.

Edited by dg1937 (18 Jul 2016 11.24pm)

A massive screw up from CB agent, we gave him multiple chances to sign, greedy agent wanted more. He will now fall into Balotelli mental disorder waters. Meanwhile, we save 30m and the search continues...

Benteke will NEVER play for us. Wake up dreamers.

VOTING OUT - Brexit will allow Britain to embrace the Commonwealth and be GREAT again

This will drag on

Edited by CPFC/SCCC (19 Jul 2016 7.16am)

Andy Johnson Magic, He wears a Magic Hat
When he Sees the match ball, he says he having that
He scores one with left foot, he scores one with his right
And When his playing Brighton, He scores all f***ING Night!

What percentage would say the chances of c palace pulling this deal off (35%)

Andy Johnson Magic, He wears a Magic Hat
When he Sees the match ball, he says he having that
He scores one with left foot, he scores one with his right
And When his playing Brighton, He scores all f***ING Night!

2-5 odds on oddschecker. My belief is he's waiting until the 23rd July to complete 1 year at pool and to get his loyalty bonus then he'll be at Palace.

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