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 morganistic  07 Dec 06 2.38pm |
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variation on an old one
front row of an Alanis Morrissette concert
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| Oliver Bodega Bay 07 Dec 06 2.40pm |
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Ahh the nostalgia What do you call a dog with wings? Why do they have Pepsi on the space shuttle? What the difference between George Best and Princess Di's chauffer? They were going to take a week to make Gene Pitney's coffin from oak but then decided against it when they found it would only take 24 hours from balsa.
I have prepared one of my own time capsules. I have placed some rather large samples of dynamite, gunpowder and nitroglycerin. My time capsule is set to go off in the year 3000. It will show them what we are really like. |
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| braunstoneagle the middle of bumf*** nowhere... 07 Dec 06 2.44pm |
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.... Edited by braunstoneagle (07 Dec 2006 2:47pm)
‘Football isn’t instant coffee. You have to work at it. You must grow the bean, grind it.’ Ian Holloway |
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| chollis Dingly Dell 07 Dec 06 2.46pm |
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Quote Cucking Funt at 07 Dec 2006 2:33pm
Quote chollis at 07 Dec 2006 2:32pm
Quote morganistic at 07 Dec 2006 2:30pm
yeh some wunnerful gags here. Paul McCartney gathers his young children round him and says 'i've got some good news and some bad news, which one do you want first?' Stella says 'the bad news.' I still can't believe she's quorn.........
Linda McCartney What's yellow and lives off dead beetles?(beatles... it's a verbal joke) Yoko Ono Same theme.....what's full of holes and comes in a yellow bag? What the difference between a turkey and John Denver's guitar?
Loverman is a fcuking arsehole. |
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| Oliver Bodega Bay 07 Dec 06 2.47pm |
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How do they know Lord Mountbatten had dandruff? What's white and flies through the air?
I have prepared one of my own time capsules. I have placed some rather large samples of dynamite, gunpowder and nitroglycerin. My time capsule is set to go off in the year 3000. It will show them what we are really like. |
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| saxoneagle Bromley 07 Dec 06 2.47pm |
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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him..... A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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| saxoneagle Bromley 07 Dec 06 2.48pm |
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After the pakistani earthquake, 10,000 bodies were found on the first day. Rescuers will begin searching the second house tomorrow.
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| chollis Dingly Dell 07 Dec 06 2.50pm |
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After months of frantic searching in pakistan, a faint voice was heard from the rubble of the Earthquake..........."We are still open!"
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| braunstoneagle the middle of bumf*** nowhere... 07 Dec 06 2.53pm |
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what's the best thing about an Ethiopian blowjob? you know she'll swallow!
‘Football isn’t instant coffee. You have to work at it. You must grow the bean, grind it.’ Ian Holloway |
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| braunstoneagle the middle of bumf*** nowhere... 07 Dec 06 2.55pm |
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whats 12" long & stiff in the morning? (please dont read if your easily offended)
‘Football isn’t instant coffee. You have to work at it. You must grow the bean, grind it.’ Ian Holloway |
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| HorshamEagle under the union jack 07 Dec 06 2.59pm |
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Whats got 100 balls and f***s old ladies?
Do you know where hell is? |
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| HorshamEagle under the union jack 07 Dec 06 3.01pm |
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Apparently last week Alan "Fluff" Freemans family went to the graveyard to pick a gravestone and a suitable place to bury him. As they arrived they were greeted with the message "Welcome Plot pickers"
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