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npn Crowborough 17 Sep 08 4.57pm
Im on a little roll now So I'll have to mention Spears I'd like to do her from behind While pulling on her ears
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Crowborough 17 Sep 08 4.57pm

Im on a little roll now
So I'll have to mention Spears
I'd like to do her from behind
While pulling on her ears

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 17 Sep 08 4.58pm
Quote EagleEyedAlbert at 17 Sep 2008 2:07pm Quote The Sash at 17 Sep 2008 1:18pm Ode to Jenny from da block Oh J-Lo I love you so Especially in your nightie When the moonlight flits Across your tits Oh jesus christ almighty plagiarism at it's finest... I have paid royalties to Pete n Dud As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 17 Sep 08 4.58pm

Quote EagleEyedAlbert at 17 Sep 2008 2:07pm

Quote The Sash at 17 Sep 2008 1:18pm

Ode to Jenny from da block

Oh J-Lo
I love you so
Especially in your nightie
When the moonlight flits
Across your tits
Oh jesus christ almighty

plagiarism at it's finest...

I have paid royalties to Pete n Dud

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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npn Crowborough 17 Sep 08 5.00pm
I'll have to mention Bono Back on the musical front A pretentious, self righteous little man and an irritating c*nt
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Crowborough 17 Sep 08 5.00pm

I'll have to mention Bono
Back on the musical front
A pretentious, self righteous little man
and an irritating c*nt

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 17 Sep 08 5.08pm
You were the leader of my gang Now I am just bitter You went and fcked off way out east To shag 8 year olds up the s**ter I hope you die a nasty death I hope its really bad Ones things for sure the fact that your a pervey c8nt Paul Gadd As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 17 Sep 08 5.08pm

You were the leader of my gang
Now I am just bitter
You went and f*cked off way out east
To shag 8 year olds up the s***ter

I hope you die a nasty death I hope its really bad
Ones things for sure the fact that your
a pervey c8nt Paul Gadd

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 17 Sep 08 5.12pm
Ode to a Canadian beauty Alanis Morisettes your name you live north of Niagra For me to want to have a pop Id need 10 tabs of viagra You have one hand in your pocket and isnt it ironic Id really love to see your face one the end of a colonic Edited by The Sash (17 Sep 2008 5:13pm) As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 17 Sep 08 5.12pm

Ode to a Canadian beauty

Alanis Morisettes your name you live north of Niagra
For me to want to have a pop Id need 10 tabs of viagra

You have one hand in your pocket and isnt it ironic
Id really love to see your face one the end of a colonic

Edited by The Sash (17 Sep 2008 5:13pm)

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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 17 Sep 08 5.16pm
Quote The Sash at 17 Sep 2008 5:12pm Ode to a Canadian beauty Alanis Morisettes your name you live north of Niagra For me to want to have a pop Id need 10 tabs of viagra You have one hand in your pocket and isnt it ironic Id really love to see your face one the end of a colonic Edited by The Sash (17 Sep 2008 5:13pm) I would have to ram my cock in her mouth, just to ensure i didn't hear a single sound from that annoying b1tch (sorry, couldn't be bothered to put to rhyme) FH I disengage, I turn the page.
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Quote The Sash at 17 Sep 2008 5:12pm

Ode to a Canadian beauty

Alanis Morisettes your name you live north of Niagra
For me to want to have a pop Id need 10 tabs of viagra

You have one hand in your pocket and isnt it ironic
Id really love to see your face one the end of a colonic

Edited by The Sash (17 Sep 2008 5:13pm)

I would have to ram my cock in her mouth, just to ensure i didn't hear a single sound from that annoying b1tch (sorry, couldn't be bothered to put to rhyme)

I disengage, I turn the page.

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 17 Sep 08 5.18pm
Quote Forest Hillbilly at 17 Sep 2008 5:16pm Quote The Sash at 17 Sep 2008 5:12pm Ode to a Canadian beauty Alanis Morisettes your name you live north of Niagra For me to want to have a pop Id need 10 tabs of viagra You have one hand in your pocket and isnt it ironic Id really love to see your face one the end of a colonic Edited by The Sash (17 Sep 2008 5:13pm) I would have to ram my cock in her mouth, just to ensure i didn't hear a single sound from that annoying b1tch (sorry, couldn't be bothered to put to rhyme) FH Good poetry doenst have to rhyme FH - She is f*****g shocking thats for sure. As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 17 Sep 08 5.18pm

Quote Forest Hillbilly at 17 Sep 2008 5:16pm

Quote The Sash at 17 Sep 2008 5:12pm

Ode to a Canadian beauty

Alanis Morisettes your name you live north of Niagra
For me to want to have a pop Id need 10 tabs of viagra

You have one hand in your pocket and isnt it ironic
Id really love to see your face one the end of a colonic

Edited by The Sash (17 Sep 2008 5:13pm)

I would have to ram my cock in her mouth, just to ensure i didn't hear a single sound from that annoying b1tch (sorry, couldn't be bothered to put to rhyme)

Good poetry doenst have to rhyme FH - She is f*****g shocking thats for sure.

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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EagleEyedAlbert ...too far north of the water. 17 Sep 08 6.32pm
Celine Dion You're oh so very wrong I'd love to stab you in the chest But your heart would go on. And on. "IS HE!!?" -Can often be found on HOL Radio chatting Palace-related nonsense: Catch it here, Sunday Nights 8pm: [Link] HOL Radio Twitter: [Link] Me on the Twitter: [Link] "You don't own a dog & bark yourself, do you?"
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...too far north of the water. 17 Sep 08 6.32pm

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Celine Dion
You're oh so very wrong
I'd love to stab you in the chest
But your heart would go on.
And on.

"IS HE!!?"

-Can often be found on HOL Radio chatting Palace-related nonsense:

Catch it here, Sunday Nights 8pm: [Link]

HOL Radio Twitter: [Link]

Me on the Twitter: [Link]

"You don't own a dog & bark yourself, do you?"

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Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 17 Sep 08 6.42pm
Les Gray, the singer in Mud That's especially true, now you're dead and it's raining a lot. I wonder if in 1000 years, you'll get exhumed and they'll find, you really did have Tiger Feet. Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip, Come on over to the Mothership, baby [Link] Transformation is Happening
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Jake d'Eagle

in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 17 Sep 08 6.42pm

Les Gray, the singer in Mud
That's especially true,
now you're dead and it's raining a lot.
I wonder if in 1000 years,
you'll get exhumed and they'll find,
you really did have
Tiger Feet.

Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

[Link] Transformation is Happening

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Southampton_Eagle At the after party 17 Sep 08 6.46pm
Quote EagleEyedAlbert at 17 Sep 2008 6:32pm Celine Dion You're oh so very wrong I'd love to stab you in the chest But your heart would go on. And on. And Bryan Adams, everything he does He does it for you Well fck off & die you talentless twt You know your music's poo.
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At the after party 17 Sep 08 6.46pm

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Quote EagleEyedAlbert at 17 Sep 2008 6:32pm

Celine Dion
You're oh so very wrong
I'd love to stab you in the chest
But your heart would go on.
And on.

And Bryan Adams, everything he does
He does it for you
Well f*ck off & die you talentless tw*t
You know your music's poo.

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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 17 Sep 08 6.48pm
Quote npn at 17 Sep 2008 4:51pm J-Lo has an enormous @rse And couldn't be physically fitter On her music I would have to pass But I'd do her up the sh1tter Quality FH I disengage, I turn the page.
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in a hidey-hole 17 Sep 08 6.48pm

Quote npn at 17 Sep 2008 4:51pm

J-Lo has an enormous @rse
And couldn't be physically fitter
On her music I would have to pass
But I'd do her up the sh1tter

Quality

I disengage, I turn the page.

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EagleEyedAlbert ...too far north of the water. 17 Sep 08 7.04pm
Quote Jake d'Eagle at 17 Sep 2008 6:42pm Les Gray, the singer in Mud That's especially true, now you're dead and it's raining a lot. I wonder if in 1000 years, you'll get exhumed and they'll find, you really did have Tiger Feet. is there a rhyme in there? "IS HE!!?" -Can often be found on HOL Radio chatting Palace-related nonsense: Catch it here, Sunday Nights 8pm: [Link] HOL Radio Twitter: [Link] Me on the Twitter: [Link] "You don't own a dog & bark yourself, do you?"
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...too far north of the water. 17 Sep 08 7.04pm

Quote Jake d'Eagle at 17 Sep 2008 6:42pm

Les Gray, the singer in Mud
That's especially true,
now you're dead and it's raining a lot.
I wonder if in 1000 years,
you'll get exhumed and they'll find,
you really did have
Tiger Feet.

is there a rhyme in there?

"IS HE!!?"

-Can often be found on HOL Radio chatting Palace-related nonsense:

Catch it here, Sunday Nights 8pm: [Link]

HOL Radio Twitter: [Link]

Me on the Twitter: [Link]

"You don't own a dog & bark yourself, do you?"

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