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npn Flag Crowborough 17 Sep 08 4.57pm Send a Private Message to npn Add npn as a friend

Im on a little roll now
So I'll have to mention Spears
I'd like to do her from behind
While pulling on her ears

 
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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 17 Sep 08 4.58pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

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Quote The Sash at 17 Sep 2008 1:18pm

Ode to Jenny from da block

Oh J-Lo
I love you so
Especially in your nightie
When the moonlight flits
Across your tits
Oh jesus christ almighty

plagiarism at it's finest...

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npn Flag Crowborough 17 Sep 08 5.00pm Send a Private Message to npn Add npn as a friend

I'll have to mention Bono
Back on the musical front
A pretentious, self righteous little man
and an irritating c*nt

 
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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 17 Sep 08 5.08pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

You were the leader of my gang
Now I am just bitter
You went and f*cked off way out east
To shag 8 year olds up the s***ter

I hope you die a nasty death I hope its really bad
Ones things for sure the fact that your
a pervey c8nt Paul Gadd

 

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 17 Sep 08 5.12pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Ode to a Canadian beauty

Alanis Morisettes your name you live north of Niagra
For me to want to have a pop Id need 10 tabs of viagra

You have one hand in your pocket and isnt it ironic
Id really love to see your face one the end of a colonic


Edited by The Sash (17 Sep 2008 5:13pm)

 

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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 17 Sep 08 5.16pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Quote The Sash at 17 Sep 2008 5:12pm

Ode to a Canadian beauty

Alanis Morisettes your name you live north of Niagra
For me to want to have a pop Id need 10 tabs of viagra

You have one hand in your pocket and isnt it ironic
Id really love to see your face one the end of a colonic


Edited by The Sash (17 Sep 2008 5:13pm)

I would have to ram my cock in her mouth, just to ensure i didn't hear a single sound from that annoying b1tch (sorry, couldn't be bothered to put to rhyme)

FH

 

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 17 Sep 08 5.18pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Quote Forest Hillbilly at 17 Sep 2008 5:16pm

Quote The Sash at 17 Sep 2008 5:12pm

Ode to a Canadian beauty

Alanis Morisettes your name you live north of Niagra
For me to want to have a pop Id need 10 tabs of viagra

You have one hand in your pocket and isnt it ironic
Id really love to see your face one the end of a colonic


Edited by The Sash (17 Sep 2008 5:13pm)

I would have to ram my cock in her mouth, just to ensure i didn't hear a single sound from that annoying b1tch (sorry, couldn't be bothered to put to rhyme)

FH

Good poetry doenst have to rhyme FH - She is f*****g shocking thats for sure.


 

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EagleEyedAlbert Flag ...too far north of the water. 17 Sep 08 6.32pm Send a Private Message to EagleEyedAlbert Add EagleEyedAlbert as a friend

Celine Dion
You're oh so very wrong
I'd love to stab you in the chest
But your heart would go on.
And on.

 

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Jake d'Eagle Flag in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 17 Sep 08 6.42pm

Les Gray, the singer in Mud
That's especially true,
now you're dead and it's raining a lot.
I wonder if in 1000 years,
you'll get exhumed and they'll find,
you really did have
Tiger Feet.

 

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Southampton_Eagle Flag At the after party 17 Sep 08 6.46pm Send a Private Message to Southampton_Eagle Add Southampton_Eagle as a friend

Quote EagleEyedAlbert at 17 Sep 2008 6:32pm

Celine Dion
You're oh so very wrong
I'd love to stab you in the chest
But your heart would go on.
And on.

And Bryan Adams, everything he does
He does it for you
Well f*ck off & die you talentless tw*t
You know your music's poo.

 
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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 17 Sep 08 6.48pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Quote npn at 17 Sep 2008 4:51pm

J-Lo has an enormous @rse
And couldn't be physically fitter
On her music I would have to pass
But I'd do her up the sh1tter

Quality

FH

 

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EagleEyedAlbert Flag ...too far north of the water. 17 Sep 08 7.04pm Send a Private Message to EagleEyedAlbert Add EagleEyedAlbert as a friend

Quote Jake d'Eagle at 17 Sep 2008 6:42pm

Les Gray, the singer in Mud
That's especially true,
now you're dead and it's raining a lot.
I wonder if in 1000 years,
you'll get exhumed and they'll find,
you really did have
Tiger Feet.


is there a rhyme in there?

 

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