The World Cup Has Begun In Ernest
Extraordinary account of a bizarre mental illness exhibited by Ernie Wise's mother, whereby she was convinced the latter stages of Fifa's international football tournament was taking place at various points inside her own son's body. Tonight, Argentina take on Germany inside Ernie's left testicle

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Wife Insult Swap

New reality show where prominent current and ex Holers trade insults.

Edited by Doogie (23 Feb 2011 5.37pm)

What have the Saxons Ever Done for Us
Wanderlust, blogging and righteous indignation are the themes in the latest episode of this docu/soap. The production company did not supply a review copy so rumours of a rare appearance by that much missed and often refreshed character Don (he of the slightly drooping moustache) cannot be confirmed.

Edited by Dulwichsteve (23 Feb 2011 7.29pm)

I'm a sleeping dog, but you can't tell
When I'm on the prowl you'd better run like hell

The Thin Blue Line

Our very own Morgs presents this ground breaking documentary on fat womens tit veins

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

Skellern Turns in the Closet
Trapped in a cupboard and trying to sleep, English singer songwriter Peter tries to rotate his 63-year-old body while harbouring a dark secret

Edited by morganistic (24 Feb 2011 11.23pm)

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The Shroud of Turing
Is a crusty old bedsheet found in a skip near Bletchley Park in Buckinghamshire covered in crack computer scientist Alan's wee, poo and sperm?

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